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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Blog"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A Dog"

Original Performer:

Pet Shop Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Blog"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

(Seventy seconds intro with nonsense music)

I want a blog
Where I'll blah-blah
Where I can smack down this and that
I want to write some smart remarks
But I write baloney

It'll have a chat
Spreading my gnaw an' evil eye
It'll be phat
And pictures of myself under that
But they must be phoney
Cos my face looks like a rat

(More nonsense music)

I want a blog
It will be some work
Cos I'm a jerk and I'll go berserk
At any comments wry
If it is baloney
I urge a blog

(Long spam-like interlude too really irritate lingering listeners)

I want a blog
Where I can be a complete ass
I want to be that, but alas!
I just write baloney

Though that's a blog...

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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AFW - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody IS a good blog...funny and fun read
Rick C - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Phunny and Phat, Peter! 555

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