-> "Hugs (at Cuddling Centers)"
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"Hugs (at Cuddling Centers)"
You need hugs? You know you can buy them!
Don't touch her jugs - Your hands, you will loose them
Your fee's for hugs - Minute time to grab them
Don't you fly it blind man - Up front or behind, damn
It's so crazy - It's just crazy
But it's polite
You need hugs - Put up the money
Don't get in hug debt - Stay above her panties
Every hug you're buying - Your card best go through
There's a safe zone guarantee - But you can lose it
There's a fine - You'll get nine
From dude named Sasquatch
You need hugs? You go out and buy them!
No nibble jugs - You just can not smooch them
She'll have you timed - Others' in line
Sign of the times - Western decline
Yeah, you hug her - And you'll make the transfer
It sure is polite
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