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Song Parodies -> "Hugs (at Cuddling Centers)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Hugs (at Cuddling Centers)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Safe Zones, Trigger Warnings and now Cuddling Centers (JFGI) - What's happening to America?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
You need hugs? You know you can buy them!
Don't touch her jugs - Your hands, you will loose them
Your fee's for hugs - Minute time to grab them
Don't you fly it blind man - Up front or behind, damn
It's so crazy - It's just crazy
But it's polite

You need hugs - Put up the money
Don't get in hug debt - Stay above her panties
Every hug you're buying - Your card best go through
There's a safe zone guarantee - But you can lose it
There's a fine - You'll get nine
From dude named Sasquatch

You need hugs? You go out and buy them!
No nibble jugs - You just can not smooch them
She'll have you timed - Others' in line
Sign of the times - Western decline
Yeah, you hug her - And you'll make the transfer
It sure is polite
It's polite

© Peter Andersson. (But obviously inspired by Rob Arndt's parody yesterday that introduced me to the subject of Cuddling Centers).

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Matthias - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
I might have to join you two in your hug and make it a bear hug since it seems like a fun topic
Peter Andersson - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Please do, I have a feeling that a LOT of old love songs could be ripe for a funny take on the subject. As for Cuddling Centers coming to Sweden, I don't think that'll happen, we already have IKEA ball pits, and those are free of charge. :-)
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
If I ever come to Sweden, I'll give you a nice, long hug and only charge you .50 cents/min!!! 555!
Rob Arndt - June 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Btw, Tokyo just opened a Cuddling Center. ¥6000/hr!

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