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Song Parodies -> "Tonight I'm Gonna Be A Jailbait"

Original Song Title:

"Jailbreak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thin Lizzy

Parody Song Title:

"Tonight I'm Gonna Be A Jailbait"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

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Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
'Cos me and my boss we don't like vice
So we're faking chicks who're going down

Cornered up, looking right to left
When I see YOU coming I feel no zest
To lower the price, can't you see that I'm vice
Down under my belt

Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be a hound

Don't you come around

Tonight there cannot be stubble
None of it can revive
See my boss and me mean business
Shaving up time and again

I can see the hound dogs watch my tail
A swelled man, booze, a lone alley and ale
Play our game and then you'll lose
Go to jail!

Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be a hound

Tonight this breast will be double
I'm gonna tuck myself up
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
So husbands, stay in, amend

Contain your saber!

Stakeout!

(Police sirens overwhelms the music)

Tonight there's gonna be a stakeout
In erogenous zones
Call me Claire and come to buy me
I want out this thong!

Searchlights on my tail
Tonight's the night stalled husbands fail
-Hey you! Good looking canine!
-Come here!

Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be downtown

Tonight this breast will be tripled
I'm gonna tuck myself cups
Tonight this breast will quadruple
No bad man preys for A-Pups
© Peter Andersson.

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Phil Alexander - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Peter.
Red Ant - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent parody to an OS I hadn't heard before (Thin Lizzy did TO version of "Whisky In The Jar", right?) and this rocks.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: Thanx, I liked writing this one a lot, though I'm not sure I would actually ever like to shoot a video for it! :-)

Red Ant: I thought so too but looking at the album (a best of) info it says: "Whisky In The Jar" was a standard in Dublin's trad clubs, and the band's cool treatment of the tune was a hit in 1973." But if you're thinking of doing a parody of that one you'll go with the Metallica version, right? :-)
M!KEY - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
He He! funny nice one bub
Agrimorfee - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm with Peter on his comment!
Adagio - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job :)
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well written, Peter, but....urrggghh! ;-) 555
Stuart McArthur - October 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked "stalled husbands" Peter - sort of says it all - and your top intro comment was very amusing - imagine doing that for a job - reminds me of Donnie Brasco, but urkier
Your Worst Nightmare - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS, but a funny concept.
Spaff.com - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
So, Peter (um, I mean CLAIRE): When you're not writing parodies, you're out posing as an underage prostitute? And I thought *I* had had lousy jobs. Heh heh. "Jailbait" is a stellar sub for "Jailbreak." You never disappoint.
Red Ant - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above, and *if* I parody Whiskey In The Jar, it'll be the Metallica version. "Contain your saber" and "stakeout In erogenous zones" are wonderful as is "Claire"; great imagination you have (I hope it is imagination!). ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Charming. ;)
Larry Hensley - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice parody.
Johnny D - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So THAT's what goes on in the alleys of Stockholm, eh?
Rick C - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Lots of good lines, Peter. Sorry I missed this when it posted. 555
Claude Prez - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, the Pogues did "Whiskey in the Jar" too, y'know. Just FYI. My brothers and I used to love this album, so I know the original well. Sick sick parody, I dig it. Maybe do "The Cowgirl Song" next. Or "Girls Are Back In Town". Um, or not.
Arwen - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...nice work, K1...=)
Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Gives new meaning to entrapment.
2nz - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Go get 'em, Peter. Funny concept.
MysteryGoat - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS - Very interesting.

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