-> "Tonight I'm Gonna Be A Jailbait"
Original Song Title:
"Jailbreak"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Tonight I'm Gonna Be A Jailbait"
The Lyrics
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
'Cos me and my boss we don't like vice
So we're faking chicks who're going down
Cornered up, looking right to left
When I see YOU coming I feel no zest
To lower the price, can't you see that I'm vice
Down under my belt
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be a hound
Don't you come around
Tonight there cannot be stubble
None of it can revive
See my boss and me mean business
Shaving up time and again
I can see the hound dogs watch my tail
A swelled man, booze, a lone alley and ale
Play our game and then you'll lose
Go to jail!
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be a hound
Tonight this breast will be double
I'm gonna tuck myself up
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
So husbands, stay in, amend
Contain your saber!
Stakeout!
(Police sirens overwhelms the music)
Tonight there's gonna be a stakeout
In erogenous zones
Call me Claire and come to buy me
I want out this thong!
Searchlights on my tail
Tonight's the night stalled husbands fail
-Hey you! Good looking canine!
-Come here!
Tonight I'm gonna be a jailbait
Somewhere in this town
Tonight I'm out to be a jailbait
So don't you be downtown
Tonight this breast will be tripled
I'm gonna tuck myself cups
Tonight this breast will quadruple
No bad man preys for A-Pups
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.6 | |
How Funny: | 4.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.6 | |
|
Total Votes: | 10 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 2 | |
| 2 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 5 | | 8 | |
| 7 | |
| 7 | |
|