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Song Parodies -> "They´re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop"

Original Song Title:

"The Dope Show"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"They´re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

*Takes down the curtains. Opens the door. Makes an inviting gesture*    -Welcome in everyone!
M-m-m-mer-maids, and minxes with a mean streak
I have, in store, and sphinxes with a hot streak
U-ni-corns, and griffons with a big beak
Cthul-hus, you call for a sneak peek

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop

There´s lots of fuzzy, furry ones
That wanna hump your bone
And lots of scaly, scary ones
Get in line, everyone

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop

They´ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They´ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It´s a zoo, and some do, the others

Tape-worms, the size of Oprah Winfrey
Ewoks, they´re nice, they really go with French brie
Pent-house pets, they come in pink and peachy
A succ-ubus, or you can wake up with a banshee

There´s lots of hydras, neck to neck
And goa´ulds that glow
And mutant turtles, back to back
Everyone, get in row

They´ll love you, so buy two, and their mothers
Some are new, some are blue, some brothers
They´ll love you, but they poo, on the covers
It´s a zoo, and some do, the others

There´s lots of sleepy, creepy ones
That wanna suck you dry
And lots of fishy, squishy ones
Come inside, time to buy

(or time to die...)

They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
They´re on sale now, in my pet shop
Also, mixed hybrids are sold by the pound, with a lifetime guarantee. :-) © Nospamsnaggletoth@hotmail.com

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