-> "Giving Away The Title Here Will Spoil The Surprise"
Original Song Title:
"Princess of Egypt"
Parody Song Title:
"Giving Away The Title Here Will Spoil The Surprise"
The Lyrics
I'm coming through and I don't wanna hit another virus box-in
It's hard to sell stuff and come through with no intent of sin
No more of them dirty tricks 'cos this time I've changed a lot
You're all that I want but I'm deleted on the spot
The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of strife
When in your in-box and as masked by from your wife
Don't lose your faith in your provider, they're really the best
Even though I'm filled with breasts I've Microsoft attests
You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam
I want to be with you, don't be so shocked
I need a miracle for you to me not disband
I'd make you happy but I'm getting blocked
You don't know that your clicking links will sign you up for a bill
My interventions in your codes will make my sender a mill
You feel safe with your software, you should get a firewall
Or one day you will find out that you've gone an' lost it all
The sad part is that I cause all different kinds of fights
When to your hard-drive I load porn in terabytes
Don't lose your faith in netiquette, that's really the bomb
Even though I'm selling smut I'm coming from your mom!
You want legitimate e-mails and I'm just a spam
I want to be with you, don't be appalled
I need a miracle for you to me not disband
I'd make you happy but I'm getting stalled
(Second Editorial Note: The repeated choruses of this so called parody has been blocked out, I suggest you all try to do the same with the original song, at least from here on).
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