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Song Parodies -> "So Cucked Is Your Dad"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"So Cucked Is Your Dad"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

It's kind of an Amiright subgenre to pick up and front urban slang once it gets traction - and without further intro ado than that I here give you our very first ever parody to use the word "cucked" in a title.
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
That all Madonna's men think they're had

So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
That old Bill Clinton now think it's sad

Your mom betrayed him with couch potatoes
And squatters in stolen Winnebagos
Who bought her pizza without tomatoes
And then asked her to go down

So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
His doctor can't find a pair of nads

So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
That SJWs think it's rad

Your mom betrayed him with street performers
With dorks collecting cartoon transformers
With every low level Bro at Warner's
And the offense of Cleveland Browns

So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
That Taylor Swift think your mom has fads

So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
So cucked is your dad
That psychotherapists' breaking bad

Your mom is known as the sausagemeister
At mass she's giving the priest a riser
Meanwhile your daddy is none the wiser
But she's keeping him around

© Peter Andersson.

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Rob Arndt - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Straight Up Krazy! 555!
Onslaught - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Not cartoons... ACTION FIGURES! 5's
Jonathan - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
only 296 days to Christmas! ...and wow! 5s
Peter Andersson - March 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Onslaught - I'm glad there's a notable difference, probably saved a whole lot from getting any action and the following trip down to the free clinic! :-P

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