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Song Parodies -> "Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)"

Original Song Title:

"Three little pigs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Green Jelly

Parody Song Title:

"Three little tyrants (and the big bad Bush)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Do you remember the original song? Do you remember President Bush's speech about an Axis of Evil? Ain't it remarkable how the latter has come to fit the fairytale used in the former? ;-)
Why don't you kick right back and I
I may tell you a tale
A tale of 3 little tyrants
And the big bad Bush!


Well, the first little tyrant, well, he was kinda tricky
Spent most of his days in a bunker in the city
And then one day, he took it too far
He f*cked with Uncle Sam in a land afar
When fleeing from Kuwait he knew hardly what had hit him
Ma of all wars was a draw, what a shittin'
Then one day, running over kurds
Along came Bush 2, spitting out these words:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen!
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen!
-Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!

Huffin' and a-puffin' he did blew the house in!

Well, the second little tyrant, claims he's God's enlighten'
Spends most of his days just a-fatwa writin'
Smacking and a-cracking down on Western kitsch
Got himself elected through religious speech'
Builds big weapons for the next conflict
Getting' fir'd up when Big M's depict'
And one day when he was shoutin' "kill cartoonists"
Along came the word he'll be bombed at the soonest:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You plan nukes and Osama's been seen!
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned!
-You plan nukes and Osama's been seen!
-Now I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-Flippin' and a-floppin' but I'll blow your house in!

Well, the third little tyrant's a fat git Asian
His daddy was a lardass too, on occasion
Has nuclear knowledge, is known to be hedged
Built his land from that rap unacknowledged
A chia haired ruler, who's people chills
Eatin' rock, starvin', payin' for the bills
Will one day come the evil pointer?
The axis man, the baddy evil counter?

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin
-You have nukes and Osama's your kin
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, stop to sin
-You have nukes and Osama's your kin
-I can huff and puff and I'll blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in!
-'For the term is over I might blow the house in!

And the big bad Bush, well, he flipped and he flopped all that he could
But low and behold the little tyrant's house stood
''It's soon an election'' remaining tyrants shouted
And Bush he frowned and he pouted
And he cried to Cheney, like daddy POTUS had
Who called O'Reilly - just as fast as he could:

(O'Reilly):
-Yo, tyrants, I'm your cop-a-feel, your ass is mine!

(O'Reilly proceeds with an unbelievable amount of badmouthing, hot air and generally obnoxious rumble as the ongoing song and dance totally falls apart).

Well, our Bush's lame duck now, all can plainly see
And that's the end of story 'til Jeb - Bush 3
Until, if listening, you just may
Hear the bad Bush to all the tyrants say:

-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen
-Tyrant pig, tyrant pig, you have sinned
-You've WMDs, and Osama's been seen
-Jeb will huff and he'll puff and he'll blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Huff and puff and blow your house in
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!
-Fixing the election then he'll blow your house in!


And the moral of this story is that an idiot with a keyboard can easily amuse other writers with a stupid parody!

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Total Votes: 14

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carol - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
three oinks and three....5's
Stephen Harrington - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
5 strips of tyrant bacon.
Johnny D - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll give you fives just for the moral of the story, you wild and crazy Viking, you.
2Eagle - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Jeb Bush for president? Oh, I hope not! I think the only reason Bin Laden hasn't been aprehended is because if they do Georgie Porgie won't have any reason to keep the troops in the Middle East.
Adagio - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM
wannabemustangjockey - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Wow, an anti-Bush parody. How original.
Cat - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Whoa. That OS and its video have to be THE most demented things I've ever experienced. I'm probably going to have nightmares. But dementia kind of suits you, Peter, heh heh. Good job.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Carol, Stephen, 2Eagle and Adagio: Thanx for commenting.

Johnny D: The original's outro/moral is a classic, I did nothing more than adjust it to Amiright standards.

Wannabemustangjockey: I don't think of this as an anti-Bush parody (though I can understand that I might be read that way), I think of it as an updated old fairytale with a layer of real world politics. And the baddest baddies are obviously the three tyrants.

Cat: Thanx for checking out the video. TOS benefits from viewing the video, and the parody benefits from having seen the video for TOS.
Max Power - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
tomario - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
nicely paced parody (or should that be porked ?)
Matthias - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
This song was pure Bushit..... Kidding! Loved it!
Rick C - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good work, good moral, weird video. 555
Red Ant - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm... I feel kind of dumb at the moment since I couldn't figure out what link to click to d/l the video, though I'm guessing that with dial-up it would take several hours to get it all. I did d/l TOS, which I had wholly forgotten about, and this maps tightly onto it. Congrats on the first Green Jelly song here. The O'Reilly line stood out for me (" op-a-feel": I'm trying to figure out what that is a play on, and all that comes to mind is "Copperfield". AmIRight?). I agree with 2Eagle's comment as well. 5s.
Kristof Robertson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great to see a European take on the McWar On Terror, Pete. Big job here...quirky with a great narrative. 555
Johnny D - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above -- all hail The Viking King!
bobpiecheese - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, that was incredibly odd. I did know the OS (thanx to you), but I have NO CLUE to the original content. Oh, well.
Stuart McArthur - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I couldn't download the video, but I'll take Cat's word for its weirdness - your lyrics imply the weirdness of the OS too, Peter - I loved this - big effort and an original idea - 555 - paced very similarly to the theme from "The Beverley Hillbillies" too
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Like JD's song, I downloaded it to my PC at home, then lost my net connection... so I''ve not managed to listen and read this at the same time. Ah well. I do like the subject matter, though, and it does have quite a bite...
Arwen - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...this is just crazy, K1...I couldn't listen to the OS, but from your lyrics, I'm imagining that it was a bit of a headache to do...congrats on a successful parody!
taranpreet singh ahluwalia - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
this is a cool parody that i really liked

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