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Song Parodies -> "Girls Gawk (at My Hiney)"
Original Song Title:
"Girl Talk"
Original Performer:
The Donnas
Parody Song Title:
"Girls Gawk (at My Hiney)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOdrPD821I0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOdrPD821I0
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
They are on my ass again, it's true
At that end I can't defend, it's true
I'm sneaking down the halls
Hide it to the walls
Coworkers are seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
I feel them spy, above my thighs
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They see it's hard, with no trace of lard
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
I'm no toy and I'm not dumb, it's true
Just can't hide away this bum, it's true
It's rock hard and it's small
'Course they get enthralled
Everyone is seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
I've got good genes, behind my jeans
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They know it's fab, butt not up for grabs
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
Every juggled glance
It sticks like molasses - it's true
God, I've had enough
I'd think I'll start running - where, where, where?
I'm getting nightly calls
Numbers on the walls
Every pinch is making me blue
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
They check the size, and not my eyes
They gawk - they gawk - they gawk
There's no excuse - it's my caboose
Girls gawk - they think it's eye candy
I worked it hard, butt I'm getting scarred
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
They think it's eye candy
They think it's eye candy
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
Tush!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
They are on my ass again, it's true
At that end I can't defend, it's true
I'm sneaking down the halls
Hide it to the walls
Coworkers are seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
I feel them spy, above my thighs
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They see it's hard, with no trace of lard
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
I'm no toy and I'm not dumb, it's true
Just can't hide away this bum, it's true
It's rock hard and it's small
'Course they get enthralled
Everyone is seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
I've got good genes, behind my jeans
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They know it's fab, butt not up for grabs
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
Every juggled glance
It sticks like molasses - it's true
God, I've had enough
I'd think I'll start running - where, where, where?
I'm getting nightly calls
Numbers on the walls
Every pinch is making me blue
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off
They check the size, and not my eyes
They gawk - they gawk - they gawk
There's no excuse - it's my caboose
Girls gawk - they think it's eye candy
I worked it hard, butt I'm getting scarred
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney
They think it's eye candy
They think it's eye candy
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!
Tush!
© Peter "Now I've hit rock bottom" Andersson.
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This one goes really well with the OS, very good.
Talk about a "pain in har-ASS-ment!" Talk about Deja-Vu! Bottoms up with 555's!
This was a really funny parody, especial since the original song is a favorite of mine! You seem to have quite a hiney problem! My favorite part was "I've got good genes, behind my jeans"! 555!
SOTM - I agree with Stephen; this goes very well with the OS. Funny, too.
The "I've got good genes, behind my jeans" was also a favorite line of mine as well, and this original song was just plain fun!
In "The end", it's all good and fives...
Forgot to add SOTM...
Great
Nice ass. And great pacing.
(SOTM-Sep-09)
For a good time call 555-PETE. I saw this written on a wall - bet it was about you.
For a good time call 555-PETE. I saw this written on a wall - bet it was about you.
SOTM - Always "ends" up good!
SOTM What a horrible problem to have :) I wish I was there to help you out. Nice job, fun song.
(SOTM) Girls gawking at a guy's ass - didn't see that one coming. The kinda silly topic fit with the bouncy OS, and there were some very good lines in here, too. 555 for you, sir!
Not the "Girls Talk" I was expecting it to me.. Butt I can sympathise (seeing as you nicked the "rock bottom" joke already)
Do they make Enzyte for behinds? Great job. 555
I can't decide if you're complaining or if you're bragging, K1...; ) Nice job here...loved it!
(SOTY) Ah, it's not the "end" of this one. I get to enjoy it again!
(SOTY) This is the funniest parody I remember reading of yours, Peter (forgive me, I've been a little out of commission Amiright-wise). I liked the consistent sub of "it's true" for their "Oh no", and how you pulled off two great puns in the first 2 lines ever so subtly. Chorus is very singable, too!
SOTY...enjoy it while you can, Peter...hee hee...
Cracked me up. Nice work
Touche IB, I thought this one was fun Peter--and to a fun OS I had never heard, this must have podiumed a month I missed, because I think I would have remembered this one.
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