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Song Parodies -> "Girls Gawk (at My Hiney)"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Talk"

Original Performer:

The Donnas

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Gawk (at My Hiney)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOdrPD821I0
H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!

They are on my ass again, it's true
At that end I can't defend, it's true
I'm sneaking down the halls
Hide it to the walls
Coworkers are seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off

I feel them spy, above my thighs
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They see it's hard, with no trace of lard
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!

I'm no toy and I'm not dumb, it's true
Just can't hide away this bum, it's true
It's rock hard and it's small
'Course they get enthralled
Everyone is seeking a view
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off

I've got good genes, behind my jeans
Girls gawk - girls gawk at my hiney
They know it's fab, butt not up for grabs
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!

Every juggled glance
It sticks like molasses - it's true
God, I've had enough
I'd think I'll start running - where, where, where?

I'm getting nightly calls
Numbers on the walls
Every pinch is making me blue
Those sluts - those sluts should be laid off

They check the size, and not my eyes
They gawk - they gawk - they gawk
There's no excuse - it's my caboose
Girls gawk - they think it's eye candy
I worked it hard, butt I'm getting scarred
Girls stalk - they're stalking my hiney

They think it's eye candy
They think it's eye candy

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' gawked!

H-A-R-ASS-M-E-N-T - I'm bein' stalked!

Tush!
© Peter "Now I've hit rock bottom" Andersson.

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Stephen Harrington - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This one goes really well with the OS, very good.
Christie Marie M - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Talk about a "pain in har-ASS-ment!" Talk about Deja-Vu! Bottoms up with 555's!
Silver Power - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a really funny parody, especial since the original song is a favorite of mine! You seem to have quite a hiney problem! My favorite part was "I've got good genes, behind my jeans"! 555!
Chris Frederick - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - I agree with Stephen; this goes very well with the OS. Funny, too.
Matthias - October 11, 2009 - Report this comment
The "I've got good genes, behind my jeans" was also a favorite line of mine as well, and this original song was just plain fun!
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
In "The end", it's all good and fives...
Mark Scotti - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Forgot to add SOTM...
Max Power - October 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great
Glen S - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice ass. And great pacing.
Guy - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-09)

For a good time call 555-PETE. I saw this written on a wall - bet it was about you.
Mark Scotti - October 22, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Always "ends" up good!
Jeff Reuben - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM What a horrible problem to have :) I wish I was there to help you out. Nice job, fun song.
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Girls gawking at a guy's ass - didn't see that one coming. The kinda silly topic fit with the bouncy OS, and there were some very good lines in here, too. 555 for you, sir!
Phil Alexander - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Not the "Girls Talk" I was expecting it to me.. Butt I can sympathise (seeing as you nicked the "rock bottom" joke already)
DJ Blaze - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Do they make Enzyte for behinds? Great job. 555
Arwen - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't decide if you're complaining or if you're bragging, K1...; ) Nice job here...loved it!
Matk Scotti - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Ah, it's not the "end" of this one. I get to enjoy it again!
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTY) This is the funniest parody I remember reading of yours, Peter (forgive me, I've been a little out of commission Amiright-wise). I liked the consistent sub of "it's true" for their "Oh no", and how you pulled off two great puns in the first 2 lines ever so subtly. Chorus is very singable, too!
Arwen - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTY...enjoy it while you can, Peter...hee hee...
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Cracked me up. Nice work
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Touche IB, I thought this one was fun Peter--and to a fun OS I had never heard, this must have podiumed a month I missed, because I think I would have remembered this one.

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