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Song Parodies -> "Shelob is a Cave Blocker"

Original Song Title:

"Sheena is a Punk Rocker"

Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Shelob is a Cave Blocker"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

"Sauron is a fartknocker" would have been the funnier title, but Shelob´s the main subject of the song so...
Well the Orcs are all fired up and ready to go
They´re ready for war now
They´re done with bootcamp
And they´re going to the final fight in Gondor
But this old evil pet
She stays to surf the net
Well Cirith Ungol really has it all
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Sauron is a fartknocker
Shelob is his cave blocker
Trespassers are dead suckers, soon

Sauron is a paranoid
Shelob is arachnoid
She´s to be unemployed, soon

Well she´s a cave, cave, a cave blocker
Cave, cave, a cave blocker
Cave, cave, a cave blocker
Cave, cave, a cave blocker

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