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Song Parodies -> "Our chef is Neelix"

Original Song Title:

"Hot for Teacher"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Our chef is Neelix"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is a short little tribute to the worst television cook since the Swedish Chef on The Muppet Show; Neelix on Star Trek: Voyager.
"Oh no, man!"
"Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the repast gonna taste like this time?"
"All but, man!"

T-T-Tuvok stop that frying
Tuvok let us flee
Donīt wanna eat Leola root
Maybe we can stand the smell
But we ainīt feeling well
Doctor needs to see us quite acute

I think of all the xenutrition that Iīve seen
And how my forklifts were never quite this green

He was a bum, he got the plum, he killed my gum
Our chef is Neelix
I pray for mum, to come
Our chef is Neelix

"Hey, you thought you lost us? You quack!"
"We brought utensils!"
"Give us something to chew on, man!"

We heard about you leaving
But rumours can excess
We know about this mess
Little man from far beyond
How did you came to cook?
How do I find a prayer book?

I think of all the xenoplaque that I have flossed
How my intestines been endoscoped with frost

His serviceīs rum, his dishes hum, weīre going numb
Our chef is Neelix
Iīve seen my chum, succumb
Our chef is Neelix

"Oh man, I think the cook is slow!"
"I sure feel lardy!"
"Gas dismissed!!!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 23

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Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
And I suppose you'd rather have those food slots from the Original Series? No thank you, table for one at Talaxian Express, please!
Snaggletoth - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, I didnīt figure you for a klingon :-)
Snaggletoth - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm... no picture linking here, I see... how about just...
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Peter, this is a hoot! Hey Leo Jay, check out the line "Donīt wanna eat Leola root".

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