-> "Philomaths"
Original Song Title:
"Youth Gone Wild"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Philomaths"
The Lyrics
Since we were born jocks came to flush us down
A bunch of prodigies and crew of water-combed clowns
Never played in no sports and we're never getting laid
But nerdy reputation gives us all grade A:s
No looks, but Gee! What's that to grief?
A worthy four eyes thinks IRL's bland
And we're the smart, we raise our hands
We have some nerdy looks
We keep our snouts in books
We're causing folks to laugh
We are the philomaths
We're ruling spelling bees
We know that carpe's seize
We're calculating graphs
We are the philomaths
Jocks' screaming in our ears and they always start to fuss
Get some three feet off them and then they would look just like us
We think: Hey dork, there's something you oughta know
I tell you po-ta-to is spelled with two o's
We flee each day, and everyone sees
We're getting wedged, for now it's a drought
But we're the smart, we're getting out!
We're on a course to Yale
Where we will get some tail
We're on a Harvard path
We are the philomaths
We are the teacher's pets
For now the gal we get
Maybe we need a bath
We are the philomaths
-Let me hear you recite Pi!
We're speaking fluent greek
And the odd wrist is week
From holding atom halves
We are the philomaths
We sure don't get the drips
We're getting scholarships
We never learn enough
We are the philomaths
(Repeat last line x 4)
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