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Song Parodies -> "My (teenage) Children Say"

Original Song Title:

"My Mama Said"

Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"My (teenage) Children Say"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

For the current One Week Notice round.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Twenty years old but still playing
It's my VCR, it's staying!
But my children said
-Take this peace of crap out to the shed
My children said
-You can stream your shit online instead

So I tried with Ferris Bueller
Searching YouTube I felt cooler
But my children said
-You've got work tomorrow, go to bed!
My children said
-Friends of ours will LAN and they're ahead
And I didn't want a strife
Went to shut my eyes
La-la-la, la-la-la, eyes

In the morning they were missing
But came back in time for dishing
And my children said
-Why don't we have quinoa-walnut bred?
(My children said)
My children said
-Dad we're vegans, ditch the bacon spread!
(My children said)
But I didn't want a strife
Neither did my wife
Na-na-na, na-na-na, wife

One day we will live without them
With control of our own income
Still my children say
-Buy us clothes an' phones or just drop dead!
(My children say)
My children say
-Our parental units' loggerheads!
(My children say)
But I have to says my wife
Pay for them for life
La-la-la, la-la-la, life
La-la-la, la-la-la, wife
La-la-la, la-la-la, life
La-la-la, la-la-la, wife
La-la-la, la-la-la, life

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I like the fact that you embodied the "mama" role in the original song and made it about your derpy kids. Modernized it as well. I'm in the middle right now. No kids but also not a kid. Glad I don't have kids because I would be even more broke than I am now
Agrimorfee - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Freakin' millenials. 555
Claude Prez - October 30, 2017 - Report this comment
"Buy us clothes an' phones or just drop dead!" -- you sure you don't have kids, Peter? Good stuff

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