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Song Parodies -> "I Fell Out Of Balance"

Original Song Title:

"Unholy Alliance"

Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"I Fell Out Of Balance"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I came up crawling from the ruins of my pride
And I just can't believe I fell
I found the same disgrace I thought I've cast aside
But it's returning when I swell

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance

I came up heaving, I was tipsy and in pain
Behold this man's a horrid sight
I had a bottle full of courage but it's drained
And left this one a sorry night

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance

Down on the floor
I've yet again come to the fore
Though just fools
Think I rule

Was I so blind, I didn't see the signs
How did I dare to head your way
With a line 'bout "getting laid"
Double time
Don't take your schlong to the dregs
Anytime
Bitch-slapped with lessened peg
My party is over

Was I so 'toxed, I didn't see the signs
How did I dare to go ahead
With a line as "make my bed"
Double time
Won't take my slack to the dregs
Anymore
Bitch-slapped with failing legs
My party is over

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I fell out of balance
© Peter Andersson.

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Red Ant - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Is "'toxed" a contraction for "intoxicated"? This seems to be about a drinking episode gone wrong. Am I Right?
Peter Andersson - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Red Ant: You are Right. And you are Right. :-)
(Though taken in a slightly different direction it could have been another song about Arwen).
Jeff Reuben - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I was thinking drinking song as well. Well done Scorpions song.

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