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Song Parodies -> "Ancient Sauron Had A Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Old Macdonald Had A Farm"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Ancient Sauron Had A Ring"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Ancient Sauron had a ring
Ee I ee I zap
And with that ring he was DE king
Ee I ee I cap
T'was de best o' times, t'was de worst o' times
Evil ruled, he was fooled, lost mo' than his pinky
Ancient Sauron had a ring
Ee I ee I sap

Astral Sauron had a plan
Ee I ee I flip
It would prevent de age o' man
Ee I ee I trip
Sent de nazgul here, sent de nazgul there
Here they looked, there they looked, searching for de precious
Astral Sauron had a plan
Ee I ee I whip

Aerie Sauron had a stroke
Ee I ee I dip
Was beaten by a hobbit bloke
Ee I ee I tip
Though de orcs were fast, they were poorly cast
High and dry, wry and sly, vanished into darkness
Aerie Sauron had a stroke
Ee I ee I snip

Age-old Sauron bought de farm
Ee I ee I flop
He should have sought a good luck charm
Ee I ee I shop
Over Middle Earth, there was muddle mirth
Gandalf wrote, and I quote; "Balrog was a sissy"
Age-old Sauron bought de farm
Ee I ee I STOP
© Peter Andersson.

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Bob Gomez, applauding - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
YEEE-HAW!
Arwen - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, K1!
Johnny D - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What Bob haw'ed.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
It's quite frightening how people can come up with this sort of stuff! But, frightening in a good way... 555
Glen S - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Great internal rhyming in here. TMGLTM but enjoyed 'DE king' and 'EE I EE I SHOP' among others

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