Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret Ser-vice head
And in his mail he made a bond
A-ming for her bed
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state of red light
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret Ser-vice head

Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
And it be-came dick
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In Canuck alert fright
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
You are quite a chick

Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you tongue
A man of charm, he spelllt it wrong
But it came down Tong
So the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Spent the night, Am I right
On a site of fight-right
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will give you Tong

Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed
He meant no harm, he spelllt it wrong
Made it make you red
So the N-S-A, and the C-I-A
Spent the night, Am I right
In a state o' pale white
Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
I will make your bed

Malcolm Higgins wrote to M
Se-cret´s 0-0-Head
And in his mail he made a bond
He would to her wed
And the M-I-5, and the F-B-I
Got it right, spent the night
In a state of ex-cite
Malcolm Higgins got his M
Se-cret´s now se-crete