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Song Parodies -> "Sexy In Long Johns"

Original Song Title:

"Night Of The Long Knives"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sexy In Long Johns"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

And they're not even red - they're grey!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Cool in leather - and Ray-Ban
Hot in gym shoes - and caftan
Kewl and trendy - with gusto
I'm so badass - don't you know

Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long, long johns

Dope in trousers - yeah downright
I'm the raddest - check your wife
Never mind the dental plaque
Or the dandruffed anorak

Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long, long johns

Haters talking smack

I'm so sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns
Sexy in long johns

© Peter Andersson. (Third parody in three days of the same song, but you know what they say, third time's a charm).

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 24

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Phil Alexander - January 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Surreal in concept.. tell me, Peter, were you standing in front of the mirror when you came up with the idea for this? :-)
Peter Andersson - January 21, 2016 - Report this comment
@ Phil: Of course! And with an almost empty bottle of Absolute Vodka in my hand. :-)
Rob Arndt - January 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Cool- 555!

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