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Song Parodies -> "So Fat Is Your Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jose Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"So Fat Is Your Mom"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Can't really say I'm all proud of this one, resorting to dense and obtuse Yo' Mama jokes are normally a sign of creative desperation, maybe even more so than bland food parodies. But my muse still told me I could take a good bite at the genre with this idea.
So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
She tripped and flattened a local bum

So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
She cannot hide and she cannot run

She's getting lotus from hardcore Buddhists
She went to concert and ate the flutist
She's banned at beaches by local nudists
'Cos she's blocking out the sun

So large is your mom
So large is your mom
So large is your mom
She had a zookeeper's scale undone

So large is your mom
So large is your mom
So large is your mom
That Oprah would fit inside her palm

She ate her whole state's supply of mayo
She has a face full of zit vulcanoes
When seamen sees her they go "thar she blows"
And they grab for whaling guns

So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
She could gulp Jonah and twenty lambs

So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
So fat is your mom
She would hold orbit around the sun

She has her own postal code in Texas
She has a whole sty for bacon breakfast
Forensics searches her poop for exes
And endangered species run

© Peter Andersson.

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Rob Arndt - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Yo' mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!!! 555!
In Spanish - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
"Que gorda es tu mama." (It doesn't scan with the original lyrics, of course.)
Llamame Lennie - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Obese Navidad; Obese Navidad; Obese Navidad ..... Gordura madre y obesidad ..... I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas; I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas; I wanna wish you a weighty Christmas .. from the bottom of my heaart
Jonathan - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
only 296 days to Christmas! 5s
Shopper - March 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Even less time until Black Friday and Cyber Monday which now overshadow Christmas itself as far as buying is concerned.
@Jonathan - March 05, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ 208 days until eggnog???

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