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Song Parodies -> "Stopped at the Pearly Gates"

Original Song Title:

"Kicked In The Teeth"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Stopped at the Pearly Gates"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This parody is dedicated to Hanna Weckfors. The only woman I know who´s not going down (though she´s aiming down under). Semi-dedication to Merry & Pippin because I was sketching it as "Thrown out of school again" when those... hobbits suddenly posted a brilliant parody with that very name. But, well, If they hadn´t then I probably wouldn´t have put it on hold until I came up with this idea instead. So maybe it was for the better. As for the original it´s not so well known I guess. Possibly Bon Scotts most "brutal" vocals and hidden last on the "Powerage" album of 1978.
Two ways crossing for my one track miiiiiiiind
I fear my two faced living sat me up for "Naaaaaaaay"
Tell me Peter, am I with good or baaaads?
Cos I´ve been spending much time, with Boston Choir laaaads

Answered questions ´bout the hair in my hand
Answered questions ´bout the sixth command
I used to think that I had margin and time
I never saw me as a moral slime

Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The way I lived, I won´t get in
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
At those doors I´ll have to pay for sin
Yes I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates

(Guitar solo with audition-al lie detector sounds)

Two ways crossing, but just one way doooown
They know something, his halo froooown
I turn around, my wife is having fuuuun
I guess she knows what´s gonna come, ´bout those virgin, nuuuuns

Stopped at the Pearly Gates
The path I´m on, highway to Hell
Stopped at the Pearly Gates
And real soon I´ll hear Inferno´s Bell
I´ve been, stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Gates
Stopped at the Pearly Gates

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
The reference to "Peter" is of course to "Saint Peter" (Sankte Per på svenska), not myself. :-)
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: 1 x 333 and 3 x 555 made an absolut average of 444.

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