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Song Parodies -> "Substandard Matrix"

Original Song Title:

"Blasphemous Rumours"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"Substandard Matrix"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Levels: Sixteen
New frags ahead of me
Armed ītil teeth
Time to kill
Gonna succeed
Kick some ass
Raise the high score

Fighting off the fos
Using railgun beams at them
Sixteen lamers
Burnt with a zap
Then comes a halt
Itīs back to default
I fall down to my knees and scream

I donīt wanna load to a substandard matrix
And I think this rig has some IRQ conflicts
And when I shoot
I expect a toot
Not reboot

I donīt wanna load to a substandard matrix
And this slow-PU is the cause of the transfix
Itīs just my luck
Transistorplaque
In Compaq

Hours: Eighteen
Staring at the screen in vain
Fixed more RAM
And software patch
Hit the wrong key
Ended up
With that damn blue screen of death

Zombified
I was growing tired
The PCīs humming
In a dreadful way
Then came a flash
An awful crash
And bolts flew from the motherboard

I donīt wanna load to a substandard matrix
And I think this rig has some IRQ conflicts
And when I shoot
I expect a toot
Not reboot

I donīt wanna load to a substandard matrix
And this slow PU is the cause of the transfix
Itīs just my luck
Transistorplaque
In Compaq

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