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Song Parodies -> "Weight loss scams"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp dressed man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Weight loss scams"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
Bean tarts, thin stew
And for dessert a nut or maybe two
Krill, fruit, hot thai
Or fast-through-you raisin pie bye-bye
They're all saying no to ribcage of lamb
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams

Hodgepodge, carrot rings
Some days eatin' not a single thing
From grape, pink, slick thin
When they go out they are not stuffing in
They won't thank you given seconds of yams
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams

No carbs, no fat
They all worry that their ass is that
Cascades of scum
Ain't no lark when wettin' their gums
They're up-heating at add-dishional grams
Cos women go crazy by all weight loss scams
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I defy all weight-loss scams by never losing any weight.

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