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Song Parodies -> "Crop Circles Forming On My Farm"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Original Performer:

B.J Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Crop Circles Forming On My Farm"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Iīve been up... late! :-)
Crop circles forming on my farm
My wife and my cows have all been taken from the barn
Up there in the sky
Yes, crop circles forming on my farm
They keep forming

So I just did me some talking to the press
And I said I didnīt like this anal-probing stress
Coming from the fact
That, crop circles forming on my farm
They keep forming

It is the truth, I swear
But agents sent to hear me, wonīt come near me
It must be bad when Men in Black steps back and fear me

Crop circles forming on my farm
And that surely mean green hands will come to do me harm
Coming here again
īCos, star charts are mapping out my place as a snack bar
Soon there will be
Earthling-kebab of me

Trumpet Solo

It canīt be good that green-eyed bugs stop here to eat me

Crop circles forming on my farm
And that surely mean green hands will soon kill my alarm
Coming here again
īCos, star charts are mapping out a route to Uranus
From here to there
Not a butt joke, I sweeeeear

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Arwen - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! 5-5-5!
Lozzie R - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Greetings, earthling. I come in peace. 5-5-5
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I had a feeling this was coming... ;-) Nice one, Peter.
Adagio - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Watching too much X-Files, are we? Good one!
Claude Prez - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, well done. Lotsa fun to read.
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx everyone! We have a few days off from school again because someone used some red inc at the almanac factory, so Iīll try to stick around over the weekend, read some of the new stuff by you and others, and possibly post one or two more of my own. :-)
Peregrin - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey now that was funny!
Melhi - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Laugh out loud funny. Great job, K1chyd!
Mari D - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Klaatu barada niktu! I like it!
Meriadoc - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Xov xilm tomjit ni infli.... oh, never mind... funniest thing I've read all day! :-D
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Cosmic. Lots of fun! 555 worm holes.
DKTOS? - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Some guy likes it so much that he has made it background music on his website:
http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jk144500/esp/selfassessment.htm
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx all who haven't been thanked before. (Pre-Vote Tally: 16 people liked this, one of them deducted a point for funny).

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