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Song Parodies -> "(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is the first part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the first movie for the umpteenth time.
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...

Once upon an Age
Very long ago...

Bilbo used to kick with the Elfs
Mordor´s on the rise, he´s too old himself
Fro-do, are you?
Strider whacks the bushes all night
Arwen´s popping up, she bangs him to right
Off-screen, that´s mean!

And Gandalf says; We´ll form now, a fellowship
It really makes a difference if we´re making this trip
We got each other, and Mer and Pip
The ring, we´ll give it a dip

Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, in the mines of Moria
Take the bridge, you´ll make it I swear
Gan-dalf´s fighting with the Balrog

Pippin lost his head in a lair
Now he´s holding breath, but he´s used to making air
so much, that klutz
Merry screams, he´s running away
He cries in the dark, Pippin´s shouting; baby it´s okay
(Let´s pray)

Gandalf´s fallin'down now, the Orchs won´t slip
It really makes a difference if you finish this trip
You got each other, lose Mer and Pip
The Ring, it must lava-dip

Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, knocking down the Balrog
Legolas, you´re flying I swear
Oh-oh, out the mines of Moria
Runnin' for a threesome

You got to move on, preciousss H'bits
With hair on your feet if there´s no shoe that fits

Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, Sauron is crazy
Take his hand, and you´re ring-marked I swear
Oh-oh, destiny is hazy

Oooh, you´re one third there
Etc

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wdh - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Really liked the whole series k1chyd. Nice work!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
After I have seen the third movie, there will of course be a third part. :-)
Billy D - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry but Lord of the Rings sucked. I think it's funny how in this new age nerds became cool?!?!
Phil Alexander - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Surprised I missed this first time around - LOTR and Bon Jovi mixed. Super, Peter.
Glen S - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment
I can support this as well, albeit a decade late :c). Nice one Peter

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