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Song Parodies -> "Dog Ate The Postman"

Original Song Title:

"Ten O'Clock Postman"

Original Performer:

Secret Service

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Ate The Postman"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

For the current round of ONE WEEK CHALLENGE.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Barking at postmen
Braving the weather
Barking at postmen
That is my setter
I hope it's a phase
I have her tethered
Barking at postmen
That is my setter
Hope he ain't bitter

He's walking away in resume
Wondering why he isn't indoors in sales
You're wary around my dog "Doom"
A hand out to pet him is drawn back in quail
I'll build a rail

Throwing him something to eat
The "Halloween Gobstopper" is his nickname
Chasing out kids in the street
Collecting their droppings I have had him trained

Scaring the postmen
Braving the weather
Scaring the postmen
That is my setter
Been like this for days
But it is tethered
Scaring the postmen
That is my setter
Black sheep of litter

December is cold out for sure
He's barking his head off to voice his complaints
No good, cats flip him the bird
If he could climb trees they would surely be maimed
Break the constraints

When I am gone for the day
I have to leave him to chase his own tail
I come home to news of dismay
This must be fixed, yes I should build that rail

Biting a postman
Braving the weather
Biting a postman
Bad dog my setter
I hope it's a phase
I'll have it neutered
Biting a postman
Bad dog my setter
Hope he gets better

(SOLO - AS THE CHAINS BREAK)

Dog ate the postman
Braving the weather
"Doom" ate the postman
Puking up letters
It's broken away
I had it tethered
Dog ate the postman
I'll be in fetters!

Dog ate the postman
Blood on my letters
"Doom" ate the postman
Bad dog my setter!
There's gore on display
Limbs have been severed
Dog ate the postman
I'll be in fetters!
© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Really wish that the big mean dogs around here didn’t scare Claude Prez away. I would loved to see what he would have come up with for a song about a Postman. This one was a lot of fun but I wish we had others join in with us as well.

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