-> "On Legs Near Finito"
Original Song Title:
"La Isla Bonita"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"On Legs Near Finito"
The Lyrics
Spoken: "Come an' hear de crazy man"
Last week I ran like a weirdo
Just passed and then was gone, I pelt along
Love that, such speed should be treasured
It sure was some speed work day, more than OK
Maxed out my velocity
Like a lion's after me
That is where I wanna be
On legs near finito
And on the final raid
The run did make me high
Sped up my legs and burned my thighs
As sweat got in my eyes
I try to outrun my hairdo
Whirlwinds they got naught on me, because you see
Endorphins' my ammo
I aim to exceed my dash, become a flash
Top out my velocity
Up my cadence rhythmic'lly
'Cos that's where I wanna be
On legs near finito
An' add carbed lemonade
The run will make me high
Speed up my legs and raise my mind
As miles subside behind
I wanna feel yet one more Runners High
When I fly through the forest so that hares drop and cry
Every day running on tracks of this world
'Til my wind lifts me over the wall - all unfurled
Next time I'll run for déjà-vu
It'll be an all speed work day, that is to say
Max out my velocity
Up my cadence frequency
So I'm where I wanna be
On legs near finito
And like a rotor blade
The run will take me high
Speed up my legs and in replay
Have sweat get in my eyes
Top out my velocity
Like a cheetah's after me
Yes, that's where I want to be
On legs near finito
And without further aid
The run will make me high
Speed up my legs and make me fly
As miles subside behind
(Here the song enter its cooldown stretch)
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