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Song Parodies -> "He's Too Chewy"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Too Sexy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Right Said Fred
Parody Song Title:
"He's Too Chewy"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Luis Suárez, an Uruguayan striker slash player in the ongoing Soccer World Cup, has been banned for being a serial biter, apparently he likes to sink his teeth into opponent team players while in the goal zone, only this time, thanks to worldwide broadcast, an audience in the billions saw him do it.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
He's too chewy for the cup
Too chewy for the cup
Cup's going to ban him
He's soo chewy that it hurts
Soo chewy that it hurts
He'll chomp through your shirt
And he's too chewy for the fans
Too chewy for the fans
World Cup wants him banned
And he's soo chewy that it's quirky
Soo chewy that it's quirky
No way his team's advancing
He plays soccer, his teething is mean
And he takes a little bite in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
As many joints have learned in the goal zone
He's too chewy for a star
Too chewy for a star
It's seen from afar
And he's more chewy than a rat
More chewy than a rat
Why'd his team connive that
He's a sucker, with vampire grin
As he grabs out for a grub in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
So look for foots-in-mouth in the goal zone
Too chewy for the...
Too chewy for the...
Too chewy for the...
He plays soccer, so muzzle that bitch
If he draws another blood in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
His bite's worse than his bark in the goal zone
He's too chewy for the cup
His chewing's gotta stop
Darn chewy - darn chewy pup
He's too chewy for the game
Soo chewy it's a shame
Cup's aiming to ban him
And he's too chewy for the win
Too chewy for the cup
Cup's going to ban him
He's soo chewy that it hurts
Soo chewy that it hurts
He'll chomp through your shirt
And he's too chewy for the fans
Too chewy for the fans
World Cup wants him banned
And he's soo chewy that it's quirky
Soo chewy that it's quirky
No way his team's advancing
He plays soccer, his teething is mean
And he takes a little bite in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
As many joints have learned in the goal zone
He's too chewy for a star
Too chewy for a star
It's seen from afar
And he's more chewy than a rat
More chewy than a rat
Why'd his team connive that
He's a sucker, with vampire grin
As he grabs out for a grub in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
So look for foots-in-mouth in the goal zone
Too chewy for the...
Too chewy for the...
Too chewy for the...
He plays soccer, so muzzle that bitch
If he draws another blood in the goal zone
Yeah in the goal zone, in the goal zone, yeah
His bite's worse than his bark in the goal zone
He's too chewy for the cup
His chewing's gotta stop
Darn chewy - darn chewy pup
He's too chewy for the game
Soo chewy it's a shame
Cup's aiming to ban him
And he's too chewy for the win
© Peter Andersson.
(So, did you know already from the title what this was gonna be about? He-He!).
(So, did you know already from the title what this was gonna be about? He-He!).
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