Song Parodies -> Inaprovaline
| Original Song Title: | "In The Army Now" |
| Original Performer: | Status Quo |
| Parody Song Title: | "Inaprovaline" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"Inaprovaline" was the Emergency Medical Hologramīs (EMH) drug of choice in the sickbay of ST: Voyager.
Amputation of a forehead brand
E-M-H does the best he can
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with Inaprovaline
Do you remember what that Neelix said
Nothing to worry ībout, now eat your lead
Then Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, then Inaprovaline
You are an ensign in grave danger here
Nobody knows how to cure your fear
Try Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, try Inaprovaline
Trading handshakes in Viidian lands
But when you get back you have lost your glands
And youīre not Wolverine
So you need, more Inaprovaline
Sick Bay aides hover over your head...
Diagnose flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of red,
alertin' subroutines
Oh-o-oh, get Inaprovaline
Sevenīs shot, in her macro-probes
The Captainīs hot; ("Staple her lobes!")
And Inaprovaline
E-M-H, use Inaprovaline!
Heīs made of photons, heīs a holo-bloke
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke
Get Inaprovaline
Oh, you need, more Inaprovaline
And Imacalmasure
Oh-o-NO! Thatīs Prodaqveeramore!
All is failing, itīs a hollow-caust
Is that the tunnel to get home at last
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with unapproved of, Inaprovaline
Much Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, much Inaprovaline
E-M-H does the best he can
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with Inaprovaline
Do you remember what that Neelix said
Nothing to worry ībout, now eat your lead
Then Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, then Inaprovaline
You are an ensign in grave danger here
Nobody knows how to cure your fear
Try Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, try Inaprovaline
Trading handshakes in Viidian lands
But when you get back you have lost your glands
And youīre not Wolverine
So you need, more Inaprovaline
Sick Bay aides hover over your head...
Diagnose flying over your head
If you wanna survive, get out of red,
alertin' subroutines
Oh-o-oh, get Inaprovaline
Sevenīs shot, in her macro-probes
The Captainīs hot; ("Staple her lobes!")
And Inaprovaline
E-M-H, use Inaprovaline!
Heīs made of photons, heīs a holo-bloke
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke
Get Inaprovaline
Oh, you need, more Inaprovaline
And Imacalmasure
Oh-o-NO! Thatīs Prodaqveeramore!
All is failing, itīs a hollow-caust
Is that the tunnel to get home at last
With Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, with unapproved of, Inaprovaline
Much Inaprovaline
Oh-o-oh, much Inaprovaline
Đ Peter Andersson
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Well done! I'll start your voting off right(one of my songs got 1's guyated already)
Thank you wdh. Iīll go check for your new song(s) now. I didnīt yesterday because the Swedish National Female Soccer team was playing the WORLD CUP final against Germany (they lost 1-2 btw) and even us men accepted that as a big enought thing and reason to get intoxicated (by other things than good parodies). :-)
As lame as this is gonna make me sound, I don't know the original. So it's not fair for me to vote on this. I did, however, think it fair to let you know why I didn't.
"Heīs made of photons, heīs a holo-bloke
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke"
Worthy of praise for those two lines alone! LOL!
His finger in your rectum is a lightweight joke"
Worthy of praise for those two lines alone! LOL!
Johnny D Kirk: I had a feeling you were gonna like those lines. :-)
Maybe we should engage in a Star Trek Resurrection Inaprovaline Project (STRIP for short) where we take turns to read and re-medicate the voting tally for each others Star Trek Parodies? Or put in comments when we DKTOS. If so it would be your turn to give an URL but to get it started Iīll do the next plug to and you take it from there: "Yeoman under Captain Kirk" http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/scorpions2.shtml
Maybe we should engage in a Star Trek Resurrection Inaprovaline Project (STRIP for short) where we take turns to read and re-medicate the voting tally for each others Star Trek Parodies? Or put in comments when we DKTOS. If so it would be your turn to give an URL but to get it started Iīll do the next plug to and you take it from there: "Yeoman under Captain Kirk" http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/scorpions2.shtml
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