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Song Parodies -> "Baby, You Can't Drive That Car!"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, You Can't Drive That Car!"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Another auto-related news story is making its way around the globe. Little Oliver Smith, age 2, has been pulled over and WARNED by the police for driving illegally:

http://www.prestontoday.net/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=73&ArticleID=1273055
I asked the tot where he'd gotten the key
I said baby, can't you see
You oughta be napping, thumb in your face
But now you've burnt out in record pace

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Sesame is very far!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And mommy will miss you...

I told the tot that his pampers supply
Would not suffice if a lorry squeezed by
Flipping the nanny is all very fine
A toddler don't know the one way sign

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Skid row pampers is a jar!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And daddy will miss you...

Beep, beep, beep, beep, yeah!

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Can you even walk this far?
Baby, you can't drive that car!
And mommy will miss you...

I told the tot he must stop right away
And I said listen baby, you go home and play
Get out the car and be heading back home
You're no cab driver and this ain't Rome!

Baby, you can't drive that car!
Mommy don't know where you are!
Baby, you can't drive that car!
Your parents will miss you...

Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!
Toot! Toot! Terrible Twos!

© Peter Andersson.

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Yet Another Dutchman - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, you're evading a different kind of 'terrible twos.' 5s all over.
stuart mcarthur - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
can't believe that happened, peter - again you nailed the story perfectly - the "baby" in the title line was a great get, and I loved the "Terrible twos" bit - 555
Larry Hensley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious parody. Funny news item too.
Peter Andersson - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx YAD, Stuart and Larry. I guess terrible twos in trafic are actually worse than one guy drive bys.

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