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Song Parodies -> "Carry the Ring"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Carry the Ring"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

There I was completely happy
In a town of dorks
Gandalf tossed it in my lappy
Now I hide from Trolls and Orcs
Feel as if my finger weighs, fifty million tons
Wish that I could flip the bird, to show the nazgūl my response!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring

Guided by that Gollum creature
Will I reach Mount Doom?
Stalked by ev“ry dark side feature
Awaits danger and a tomb
Noone knows, what it“s like, they would stand aghast
If they did, then find themselves, fleein“ from Mordor fast!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring

NOONE KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE!

Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
Carry the ring, carry the ring
© Peter Andersson

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Adam Eccleshall - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
That was funny... the image of Frodo flipping the bird cracked me up. Maybe we could get word to Peter Jackson and he'll add it to the 30 hour "Ultimate How Long Can We Spin It Out This Time?" DVD edition.
Arwen - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Know 1 Knows the Original Song...oh wait...I don't know the original song. Dammit! I'm sure it's fabulous, K1...=)
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx Adam and Arw! I“ve digged out an old LotR cartoon for the two of you:
http://cartoons.sevspace.com/archives/s192.jpg

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