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Song Parodies -> "Schlong America"

Original Song Title:

"Rock America"

Original Performer:

Danger Danger

Parody Song Title:

"Schlong America"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I may have promised some months ago that I would try to put some "schlong" in a parody title - and here above it is - the first one in world history where it's being used as a verb.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Up comes the Trumptrain
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America

Get down

The Donald schlonged Ted Cruz
Now he's out for Hill', gonna schlong the rules
He's schlonging everyone, to left and right

He's quite a dick, they say
He will decline, slip away
He's just a wanna-Bill, to Clinton's wife

He's got the money, tons
Deriving strenght from bumble
Zips down and holds the poise
Schlonging all with grumble

Up comes the Trumptrain
Who is-a to blame
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, tweeting whatever
He's gonna schlong America

They tried to call him clown
Schlonged was all they got as the Trumptrain plowed
I guess they didn't know how low they're hung

And where there is mud to sling
Donald's up to game with his dingaling
The PC posse's on the run, run, run

They're standing flabbergast'
Powerdrunk in stupor
Trump schlongs them over town
He's a schlong producer

Up comes the Trumptrain
Breaking the constraints
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging at leisure
He's gonna schlong America

He's got the movement now
As Hillary keeps stumble
It seems that he enjoys
Schlonging those who lumber

Up comes the Trumptrain
Running in free rein
He's gonna schlong America
Hillary's pleasure - none whatsoever
He's gonna schlong America

Up comes the Trumptrain
Hillary's migraine
He's gonna schlong America
Tweeting displeasure, schlonging aggressor
He's gonna schlong America

Schlong on!

Look at the Trumptrain
It's in the fast lane
He's gonna schlong America
Schlonging endeavour, mouthing whatever
He's out to schlong America

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
As the song says, " Schlong/shlong, it's been good to know you."
Rob Arndt - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Peter, stop d-cking around! J/K- 555!
Mike - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Is this the schlong and short of it? 5s
Weisenheimer's Mama - June 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Such language! You should be the last to sing such a song.
Peter Andersson - June 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Giorgio, Rob, Mike and Mama!

I had to work long and hard on this one, it was not a congenital whip out.

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