-> "I Get Just One Date Only"
Original Song Title:
"I Am The One And Only"
Parody Song Title:
"I Get Just One Date Only"
The Lyrics
I get just one date only
Ditch me
They ditch me cos I'm lame or
Ditch me after dinner
If they live through it
They won't be coming home with me, I'll blow it
You bet, blondes or reds or brunettes
Think that I'm a scam
They yell and I'm addressed
Say I'm insane and that's at best
I get just one date only
No woman will shake my tree
I get just one date only
They cannot wait to flee from me
I think I'm hot like burning benzine
An' look like a young James Dean
Yet face embraces
Time again a can of mace, ouch
I grope in desperation
For girls from other nations
They pout as they find out that their love-life has then become malign
I get just one date only
But thanks from the nunnery
I get just one date only
My hairy palms I've named Base Three
I can't dress up by the norm, a walking fashion crisis
Because of me the Fab Five's gone
An' stopped with free advises
Nothing can kill a date like my can
Girls rather date the trash man
And while this makes me blue
Just you wait 'round 'til I date you!
But it'll be one date only
Nobody will redate me
I get just one date only
Because my Ma comes out with me
I get just one date only
At times girls will yell "police!"
I get just one date only
But I collect restraining fees
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