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Song Parodies -> "I Get Just One Date Only"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The One And Only"

Original Performer:

Chesney Hawkes

Parody Song Title:

"I Get Just One Date Only"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI
I get just one date only

Ditch me
They ditch me cos I'm lame or
Ditch me after dinner
If they live through it
They won't be coming home with me, I'll blow it
You bet, blondes or reds or brunettes
Think that I'm a scam
They yell and I'm addressed
Say I'm insane and that's at best

I get just one date only
No woman will shake my tree
I get just one date only
They cannot wait to flee from me

I think I'm hot like burning benzine
An' look like a young James Dean
Yet face embraces
Time again a can of mace, ouch
I grope in desperation
For girls from other nations
They pout as they find out that their love-life has then become malign

I get just one date only
But thanks from the nunnery
I get just one date only
My hairy palms I've named Base Three

I can't dress up by the norm, a walking fashion crisis
Because of me the Fab Five's gone
An' stopped with free advises
Nothing can kill a date like my can
Girls rather date the trash man
And while this makes me blue
Just you wait 'round 'til I date you!

But it'll be one date only
Nobody will redate me
I get just one date only
Because my Ma comes out with me

I get just one date only
At times girls will yell "police!"
I get just one date only
But I collect restraining fees
© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been down this road before... Too many times Peter. Great parody and a pretty fun original song that I've never heard until today. Whatever happened to this guy?
Nick Zeman - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Peter as usual while your songs are funny they speak the truth. I feel at best the humor sugarcoats the truth to make it catchy. i have just learned not to be desparate for romance as it just drives me crazy and isn't worth losing sleep over. Great work.
Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sounds like 555 bad dates...
Leo Keough - May 17, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM - Maybe this $555 will help solve your problem...Nice job here!
Claude Prez - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Never heard the original before; I agree with Matthias, it's kinda catchy. Fun take on it. I liked the part where your face embraces a can of mace, ouch. And the hairy palms named Base Three. Good stuff.
Matthias (SOTM) - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
"My hairy palms I've named Base Three" was just one of the great lines in this fantastic parody. Interesting OS that sounds like it should be popular, but I never heard of it before.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Unlike most of the other commentors, I don't get the 'My hairy palms I've name Base Three' line. But like the other commenters, I dig this parody. 555!
Phil Alexander - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Peter - you been reading my diary from about the time this song came out?
Glen S - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Points for benzine and the nunnery. Fun stuff, Peter
Below Average Dave - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I had never heard of TOS before today, fun OS, good rhyming. . .not bad
Invisible Boy - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This OS was new to me as well. You did a great job with it.You need to find a girl that says "I like him because he makes me laugh"...
Arwen - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...awww...you're not trying to get sympathy dates now, are you? Great write here, lots of smiles and giggles.
Jeff Reuben - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM: No woman will shake my tree was a great line. Funny theme for something a bunch of us have been through :)

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