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Song Parodies -> "Somewhere Is That Frog That I'm Looking For"

Original Song Title:

"Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"

Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Somewhere Is That Frog That I'm Looking For"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

I'm the first to admit that some of my parodies can look a bit sexist and that it may appear as I'm a male chauvinist pig, it's a kind of two-way prejudice that comes with the writing territory, but to make up for it I've now written this piece about a well known fairytale held too close to heart by too many prowling 30+ women.
I've seen slime, toads and fountains
I have buns like a seal
Only from seeking thee
Only from seeking thee

I have kissed
I have croaked
I have grown these moisty gills
These moisty gills
Only from seeking thee

But out there is that frog that I'm looking for
But somewhere is that frog that I'm looking for

I have kissed warty lips
Touched green tokens with fingertips
I seek to acquire
A jumping A-squire

I have cried over a ton of roadkill
I have smacked toads when they'd revel
I've no warm-up in sight
I feel cold and alone

But out there is that frog that I'm looking for
But somewhere is that frog that I'm looking for

I believe that my croakdom'll be gone
And an amphibian's to change into one,
change into one,
Prince, yes, and soo charming

I'll break the ponds and I'll
search the drains
Cross over roads
That's my tale
That's my tale
You better believe it

Cos out there is that frog that I'm prowling for
Cos somewhere is that frog that I'm prowling for
Cos out there is that frog that I'm looking for
Cos somewhere is that frog that I'm looking for
© Peter Andersson.

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Steve K. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
For a second there, I thought that this might be from Miss Piggy's perspective.
alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
deliciously goofy
YAD - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, 'fairytale'... >ribbit<
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny fairy tailing..."Croakdom"..love that expression...555
Frankie Frog aka Tommy Turtle - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Buns like a seal"... quite an image... seen a couple like that lol.... Indeed, DKTOS, thanks for supplying.... maybe instead of frogs, she should kiss a turtle. Five frogs.
Rick C - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, Peter. Yes, the buns of seal was a good pun. 555
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Classic stuff, 555

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