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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

There's a smell in the lift that spreads through my vented diffusion
Something aromatic and something that moves in air
Olfactory assault forced out by a sneaky extrusion
Yes, the flavor's coming from a nigh
Only the whole lift knows why

I love garlic
I love when garlic's to unwind
I'm reeking garlic
Y'all know what it is, and it's garlic from me

Keep your breath for while and try to endure all the vile scent
Pray it'll be gone, pray it was minor, flee
Something in my sweat and my farts' the cause of your torment
Yes, the smell's attracting only flies
Humans and vampires will shy

I love garlic
I think that garlic's too maligned
I'm oozing garlic
Y'all know where it's from, for me garlic's a glee

Try a bulb of garlic!


Eaten for its taste, brewed by peristaltic retention
Stench lasts a day, health for eternity
The common flu's ridden from my bod through prevention
But the outlets kindred of a sty
Only the whole town knows why

People, I love garlic!
I'll leave no garlic cloves behind
I'm stinking garlic
Y'all run for the vent, like the garlic through me
© Peter Andersson. (Based on the truth or not based on the truth? If you were here you'd know). :-P

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
smells good to me
Matthias - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Great tune, my dad force feeds us this crap everyday... So I am toooooooooo familer with the feeling!!!
Rick C - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! That guy can belt it out! Great OS and parody to it, K1. 555
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555 loaves of garlic bread
Red Ant - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I had problems downloading/playing the song (might be the new site links you have), but the first two lines are perfect, and I trust you on the rest. 5s for working in "Olfactory assault" and "peristaltic retention".
Phil Alexander - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Fits beautifully with the OS - funny stuff, Peter.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, Matthias, Rick C, Larry, Red Ant and Phil: From the bottom of my stinky soul and bod I thank you for commenting.

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