-> "Missed the Trailmarker"
Original Song Title:
"Mr Rainmaker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Missed the Trailmarker"
The Lyrics
It could have been some twenty miles cleared
When it turned to something different
I was panting over large hills
Wasn't longing for some pavement
I had gone long but in the back of my eye
I saw boars f*ck but not the sign I then ran by
Missed the trail marker, ran for some time
Then wobbled, hurled and fell into a strip mine
Rolled down an elk latrine - and then a ravine
Hobbled on - but there were more detours to come
I had a black out from blue rear
Then fought blisters and gators
And when the night fell I lost steer
Was down to slower than waiters
I had gone long and when the morning came by
Was out of luck and fell into a stream near-by
Missed the trail marker, fell, swam and climbed
Got freaky lost on the way to the goal line
I longed for caffeine - and I was moss green
Limping on - but with a numb face to fall on
Missed the trail marker, but made up time
Because I ended on left of the date line
I'll take a calendar when next out I'll roam
Hitching on - I finally got a ride home
Missed the trail marker...
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