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Song Parodies -> "Trump President"

Original Song Title:

"Mercedes Benz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Trump President"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

What would a Janis Joplin political type song sound like in 2016? My parody muse is quite a switcheroo, she told me to turn this her 60s leftist movement classic into a pro-Trump ditty!

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Oh Lord, won't you send us a Trump president
My state's all for Sanders to tax us and spend
They hate one-percenters, they'll raid dividens
But Lord, won't you send us a Washington cleanse

Oh Lord, help me block out that shrill Hillary
Her Super-PAC dollars are targeting me
I can't stand her history and flipfloppery
So Lord, please retire that dingelberry

Oh Lord, won't you turn Megyn Kelly around
I'm counting on you, FOX and blood to boil down
Move over media, step up, buckle down
Oh Lord, won't you turn every pundit around

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won't you make us a Trump president
My folks think that Cruz is a teabag Clark Kent
They're brainwashed a lifetime on GOP odds and ends
So Lord, won't you back Trump despite his small hands


© Peter Andersson. (Normally, when my Muse butts in on American politics like this, she gets something wrong - what did she miss this time?).

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Matthias - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Geeze I hope not see my "Trump's a Twit" parody to see why :-)
Phil Alexander - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I think this is one of my favourites of the current US election cycle so far :-)
Rob Arndt - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Well done Peter, 555! Didn't Bernie Sanders mention Sweden or Norway or some Scandinavian country repeatedly over healthcare or education?
Peter Andersson - March 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Phil and Rob!

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