-> "Who Defloured Me?"
Original Song Title:
"Who Invited You?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Who Defloured Me?"
The Lyrics
Was busy sinkinī some six-packs
When I felt a pair of knockers īgainst my back
Heard a voice, "How you doinī
Letīs close the lights and let my friends in"
Didnīt care, that my own were all downstairs
īWas on tee!
Didnīt care, that this was a neither when or where
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it two or three
I just couldnīt see
Who defloured me
I think that moonshineīs a fiest crutch
And last night I may have had too much
I never heard more than a murī
They whispered sweet, but I donīt know who they were
Didnīt care, that my folks do live downstairs
Birds and bees!
Didnīt care, that they turned the house to party lair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or three
I just couldnīt see
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Canīt tell Dad and Mum
Who it was that come
When I got me some
Woke up nude, īcept a beanie
And an out of fashion polka dot bikini
One of īem mostīa had huge waist
I thank the Lord she didnīt get up on my face
Didnīt care, that my girlfriend was downstairs
Mating spree!
Didnīt care, that they shaved off all my pubic hair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or more
When down on the floor
Couldnīt keep the score
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Amateur or pro
I would like to know
īCos they stole my dough!
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