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Song Parodies -> "Who Defloured Me?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Invited You?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Donnas

Parody Song Title:

"Who Defloured Me?"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Do I know how to party or what? ;-)
Was busy sinkinī some six-packs
When I felt a pair of knockers īgainst my back
Heard a voice, "How you doinī
Letīs close the lights and let my friends in"

Didnīt care, that my own were all downstairs
īWas on tee!
Didnīt care, that this was a neither when or where
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it two or three
I just couldnīt see
Who defloured me

I think that moonshineīs a fiest crutch
And last night I may have had too much
I never heard more than a murī
They whispered sweet, but I donīt know who they were

Didnīt care, that my folks do live downstairs
Birds and bees!
Didnīt care, that they turned the house to party lair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or three
I just couldnīt see
Who defloured me

Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Canīt tell Dad and Mum
Who it was that come
When I got me some

Woke up nude, īcept a beanie
And an out of fashion polka dot bikini
One of īem mostīa had huge waist
I thank the Lord she didnīt get up on my face

Didnīt care, that my girlfriend was downstairs
Mating spree!
Didnīt care, that they shaved off all my pubic hair
But who defloured me
Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Was it four or more
When down on the floor
Couldnīt keep the score

Who defloured me
Who defloured me
Amateur or pro
I would like to know
īCos they stole my dough!
Đ Peter Andersson

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 4.0

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Baker's Cousin - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you mean 'de-flowered' unless this is some kind of baking pun...
Phil Alexander - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I was thinking that, too... though the thought of a nice, cleansing shower to get all the flour off... I always used to think they'd converted cars to run on self-raising during the 60s, 'till I realized that "flower power" was spelt differently.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
It sure is! Iīve been making poundcake!

Original sketching had "deflowered" though (it was gonna be about The Donnas coming to my party and taking advantage of me). Then I came up with the "dough" pun in the last line...
Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS so I can't vote, but aren't you clever!
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but here's hoping your protagonist doesn't knead help for a yeast infection!
Rod Worden - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto DKTOS, K1, but I laughed at the face line!
Adagio - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx everyone that commented. The original got some cool "attitude" and I guess thereīs potential for more parodies to it. Check it out if you ever come across the The Donnas album.

Ohh, and poundcake with banana cream topping is on me, all around! ;-)
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM 2000s) De"flour"ed, heh heh heh! Peter, do you have "Shake-n-Bake" in Sweden? Now I'm imagining puns that rhyme with "wheat", "rye", "barley", "rice", oh my oh my! ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
We do, we do.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but your rhymes were amusing enough. Great ending, I was waiting for a reference to come in there somewhere.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) OK, I've listened to the music and compared lyrics and conclude that the original song is irritating. (Not held against you, your humour maintained my interest.)
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2000) It's Shake-n-Bake time for Odin, Loki, Thor, and the Asgard Boys!
Ahnonamis - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Havent heard the original before, but I listened to it then re-read yours. The pacing is dead on. Some lines were a little forced it looked like, but other than that it was great. 5-4-5

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