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Song Parodies -> "I Donīt Want To Be In This Temporal Cold War"

Original Song Title:

"Blasphemous Rumours"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"I Donīt Want To Be In This Temporal Cold War"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is not a Star Trek parody song, but I have to admit that the inspiration came from the running temporal cold war plot in "Enterprise".
Visit 16
Old days ahead of me
Different house, different wife
Different ways, but surprise!
All has vanished!

Getting back in time
Major Cronos has the news
16 warheads used in the rift
Earthīs not the same, but whoīs to blame?
We donīt know where theyīre coming from!

I donīt want to be in this temporal cold war
Now thereīs Mercury in the mix of a Mars bar
And where I die
I been there to tie
Up loose ends

I donīt want to be in this temporal cold war
Now a future kiss is the cause of my cold sore
And since the start
Iīve seen all the parts
Of myself

Only 18
Been around, done everything
Seen the birth of Jesus Christ
Hit on Brittney Spears, knocked her up
Went back to prevent myself

Steps into the box
Tempus fugit in our time machine
Then count to ten, and once again
We have to re-repent our sins

I donīt want to be in this temporal cold war
So I pray to God for a temporal backdoor
And last I died
I just had to cry
In public

I donīt want to be in this temporal cold war
I need doctor Who or a temporal sophmore
And down the line
Thereīs a child of mine
Whoīs myself
Lyrics are Đ Peter Andersson.

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