Song Parodies -> Must You Break The Wind
| Original Song Title: | "Do You Close Your Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Rainbow |
| Parody Song Title: | "Must You Break The Wind" |
| Parody Written by: | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
I had two parody ideas for this song, the other one was "must you break the wind (on the doctor's glove)", though pretty soon I figured that one would have been too tasteless (even for my standards), thank God I'm still able to let good taste prevail! (Ehh... or so I think). :-)
The mystery with you
Is how you came to grew
'Cos you're eating fruits like Hell
You're puffy, round
Two hundred pounds
Something's stuck there inside and you swell
You've got a big butt
And beer gut
But girl you don't seem to renounce
And laxatives there
Has made it all clear
Your end don't hold an ounce
But there's a roar inside you
Set of alarms, 'cos the plumbing numbing's leaving you
I hope I'm wrong
But I fear it will rip long
Oh Gee...
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
If you do I will flee!
Attend where you bend
Because I fear in the end
There's gas to run a mile
And fart jokes apart
I think it's gonna depart
I hear it in the aisle
Was that a vowel-
ing bowel?
The radio here don't play brass!
I'm ninety percent
Because I feel the pre-scent
You're to let out some gas
Now there's a roar inside you
Set of alarms, 'cos that gaseous nausea's leaving you
I hope I'm wrong
But I fear it will rip long
And free!
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
Is how you came to grew
'Cos you're eating fruits like Hell
You're puffy, round
Two hundred pounds
Something's stuck there inside and you swell
You've got a big butt
And beer gut
But girl you don't seem to renounce
And laxatives there
Has made it all clear
Your end don't hold an ounce
But there's a roar inside you
Set of alarms, 'cos the plumbing numbing's leaving you
I hope I'm wrong
But I fear it will rip long
Oh Gee...
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
If you do I will flee!
Attend where you bend
Because I fear in the end
There's gas to run a mile
And fart jokes apart
I think it's gonna depart
I hear it in the aisle
Was that a vowel-
ing bowel?
The radio here don't play brass!
I'm ninety percent
Because I feel the pre-scent
You're to let out some gas
Now there's a roar inside you
Set of alarms, 'cos that gaseous nausea's leaving you
I hope I'm wrong
But I fear it will rip long
And free!
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind?
Must you break the wind when we're making love?
© Peter Andersson.
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I guess most people won't KTOS, not being the jaded ol' rockers like us ;-) I guess you could rewrite this in Evita mode as "Don't cut the cheese, Angelina"
disturbingly funny
Good wind breaking...and with this you inherit the wind award..5's
D/l TOS, very good, hadn't heard it before. Great pacing and rhyming, and many funny lines though the mental imagery on this one made me gag a bit, so 545, but methinks if we ever have another gross-out contest this would be a strong contender.
DKTOS, but it's a nice gust of wind.
Boomer.
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