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Song Parodies -> "Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

12 days of Christmas? Ha! Counting from the first Sunday of Advent I'll say it's more like 6 weeks of Horror! (I'll also say "please forgive me" for bringing back this OS that was used ad nausea last year, but there was this one take left undone, I know it's a bad thing to do, I know I'm bad, I know I deserve to be on every naughty list there is, but at least I left out the Um Diddle Diddle Diddle Um Diddle Ay interludes).
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Jolly Hos and belly laughs will trigger a psychosis
Puffy men in reddish too, and reindeers look ferocious
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!

Because I was afraid of him when I was just a lad
My father gave my nose a tweak and told me I was bad
Was that the way l learned to loathe and not love Rudolph's nose?
Now Christmas fear's my Christmas lot and I'll tell how it goes

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Merry gents and gift contents will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!

He travels all around the world and everywhere he comes
He breaks an entry, winds in flues, and sneaks a peak at mums
As kid I woke up early once and caught him in dad's bar
He locked me in the privy, ain't the geezer wonderbar?

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Jingle bells and dangling balls will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the loaded sacks and eggnog breathed kenosis!
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!

If Elves in Black should seek my lists they have been cast away
I've tottered of to North Bhutan for forty nights and days
I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile so I'll be safe I think
I vacated the funny farm, but hey, I am the shrink!

Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis
Mistletoes and wrapping prose will trigger a psychosis
Save me from the shopping and inflation symbiosis
Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!

© Peter Andersson.

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Royce Miller - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
jolly and clever
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree, 555.
alvin rhodes - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
nothing short of brilliant...one of the best christmas parodies i've seen
Tim Mayfield - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
5 lumps of coal for your stocking.
Matthias - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Woah, Ho, No!!!
Agrinorfee - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. 555
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Extremely well done...all fives
PMS - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
555!!!
carol - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
three $5's to buy yourself all those chocolates and candy canes dor yourn stocking.
Red Ant - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, particularly "Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses" and "I brought a ground-to-sleigh missile.../shrink" couplet.
Larry Hensley - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious.
stuart mcarthur - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant Peter - TMGLTM, but the "sneaks a peep at mums" bit was a stand-out, as was the "ground-to-sleigh missile" - 555
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks All! (Royce, Stephen, Alvin, Tim, Matthias, Agrinorfee (?), AFW, PMS, Carol, Red Ant, Larry and Stuart). Your comments and votes are the most wonderful kind of therapy, they will speed up my recovery immensely.
Phil Alexander - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Marvellous, Peter :-D Very funny, and with a super punchline.
Serafina - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehe... pretty funny stuff here!! :D
Dumb Ass Kid - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] ROFL! Absolute cracker of a parody! 555+
stuart mcarthur - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - and gee, I think that's almost my favourite one of yours Peter - the whole idea and wordplay of SantaClaustrophobia is brilliant
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above
Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) lol, hard to pronounce 5s
2nz - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This rules, Peter. I'd have problems too if Santa locked me in a privy. Especially liked the 'ground-to-sleigh missile'. I mean, the fat guy has a reason for being so grumpy, but enough about meno-clause. Also, I support anything that has 'Jolly Hos'.
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Wonderbar! I'm a sucker for Supercal parodies, and this is a standout. More kudos on "jolly hos," "sneaks a peek at mums," and "ground-to-sleigh."
bobpiecheese - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Reindeers look ferocious? Don't make me laugh. Oops, too late you already have. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant parody.
Adam Eccleshall - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent :-)
Rick C - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Superb! Excellent twist on the title and many laughs.
Tim Mayfield - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Way to put the spirit back in Christmas! ;-)
John Jenkins - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't think that "kenosis" fit, but this is excellent stuff, Peter. The last verse was my fave.
Kristof Robertson - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This has got to be one of my all time fave Christmas parodies...great stuff, Peter! 555
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "Save me from the fruity cakes that's been afloat since Moses" was probably my favorite line. I love this parody!
Johnny D - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great all around, but especially "shopping and inflation symbiosis".
Claude Prez - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff Peter. This is why people shouldn't abstain from certain "overdone" songs; we might miss out on one this good.
2nz - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Already commented, and I'm almost certain this is getting my vote. Great work once again, Peter.
neo - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
retarted but hilarious, like the french
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 05) Still good, although I note how it relies a lot on the original lyrics.
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(2005 SOTY) See above!
Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
"Save me from the loaded sacks" - for some reason, that line means so much more after reading Red Ant's "Simon and Garfunkel Fight." Lovely stuff, K1chy peter. Mm… mm... mm... mm... mMORE kudos on "sneaks a peek at mums" and the Moses rhyme, and, well, pretty much the whole damn thing. Also, I find it highly amusing that someone would call this "retarted."
NOVEMBER 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Third Place
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Morticon - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
"Santaclaustrophobia's my psycho diagnosis!!!!!" I'm going to be singing that line over and over for the rest of my life!! XD Very creative!
sexy - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
it was the worst piece of crap ive ever seen and this is coming from randy rhodes, thats right from black sabath this parody is....... awsome im not reely randy rhodes but it was pretty cool.

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