I said I weren't strong, when they left me alone
I was worried, and lonesome and scared
Guess they thought I'd feel better, so they told me through phone;
"It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"Shoot someone who's sneakin', who's trite or a lamb
Maybe, who knows, they're trafficking wares
But don't you gun 'round there aimless, then ouzing o' sham
It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"You thought playin' Doom, could not be outdone
When they're coming you're not unprepared
And if you see them run, man, that must be undone
It's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"

"Shoot someone for leering, or sending you spam
Maybe, who knows, they're naughty au pairs
But don't you gun 'round there aimless, you'll fail this exam
It's a border, shoot someone, who cares!"

"Yeah, it's a border! Shoot someone! Who cares?"