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Song Parodies -> "The Final Ass Wipe"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Final Ass Wipe"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Once, during my newbie phase, I wrote an almost complete parody with this title, but I never posted it (Thank Gawd!). Now, with a lot more (experience) under my belt I've come up with the idea of using the same song and title for a parody from THE PARENTS POINT OF VIEW ON POTTY TRAINING. Maybe it should be dedicated (defecated?) to my parents, for telling me I could hold things in so long and hard that they feared it would come out as diamonds. :-)
You'll master the can now
Son, don't ask our help
And Sonny, don't plead now
It stinks, and don't yelp
I guess we're the parents to blame
You're very late (Pampers' great)
But don't ever scream that loud again!

It's your final ass wipe!
Your final ass wipe!
(We hope)

We've cleaned out your anus (Anus)
Until we're appalled
Cat furballs and green pus
We've smellcomed it all (Yuck!)
Through Sesame Street you can hold
And "one" you can do (Why not doo?)
We're putting our feet down on "two"

It's your final ass wipe!
Your final ass wipe!
Your final ass wipe! (Your FINAL ass wipe!!!)
(We hope)

(Long mind-numbing interlude with begging, protests, more begging, threats of revoked candy privileges, etc)

Your final ass wipe!
Repeat chorus - Until off nausea
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhhh. I see why "The Anal Meltdown" wouldn't have worked as a title here. I crapped a 555 carat diamond on this ( faceting, huh )!?
mr potty mouth - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Stupid. This sucks. 5/1/1.
Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I forced out fives too.

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