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Song Parodies -> "In Swedish: Fistad utav Comviq"

Original Song Title:

"Fångad av en stormvind"

Original Performer:

Carola

Parody Song Title:

"In Swedish: Fistad utav Comviq"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is one of my song parodies in Swedish. In the spirit of backup awareness Chucky has given me permission to post them here along with my others. Thank you Chucky! (This one is set to a Eurovision Song Contest classic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZYfux4GZSE - and the new lyrics are about how cell phone service providers are fisting their clients in the fine print).
Har blitt pank på SMS
För efter introtid väntar räkningen
Jag på Telia var less
Glömde bindningstid, loosar flera tusen spänn

Gick på löftet; det var gratis hela dan
Men sen ringde det en kronofogdefan

Jag blir fistad utav Comviq
Fan för dem, ingenting kan hejda dem
När de blåser rent mitt konto
Fistad utav Comviq
Natt och dag, snart finns bara ören kvar
Och de jack som Telia lämnat kvar

Det är dags att ge sej av
Och pengarna de snott kommer ej igen
Vår connection är begravd
Jag tecknar mig nått nytt efter skuldsaneringen

Utan täckning var det bara mankemang
Fri, men ändå bunden till abbonemang

Jag blir fistad utav Comviq
Fan för dem, ingenting kan stoppa dem
När de blåser rent mitt konto
Fistad utav Comviq
Natt och dag, snart finns bara ören kvar
Och de jack som Telia lämnat kvar

Allt brakar samman, support som på nått sommarland
Min blodtörst vaknar när de trycker upp sin jävla hand

Jag blir fistad utav Comviq
Jag blir fistad utav Comviq
Fan för dem, ingenting kan hindra dem
När de blåser rent mitt konto
Fistad utav Comviq
Natt och dag, nu finns bara ören kvar
Och de jack som Telia lämnat kvar
Fistad utav Comviq
Jag blir fistad utav Comviq
© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   0
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 4   0
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 0
 
 5   3
 2
 2
 

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LPG-Unit - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
You're Swedish? Gee, I dunno, but maybe I should post some of my parodies in Tagalog, the Philippines' national language...
LPG-Unit - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
P.S.: I don't understand a single word in your song, but I like the cellphone idea...
Red Ant - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I know that, given how well you can pace parodies in a non-native language that this is perfect. Even though I, too, don't understand a word of it, I seriously laughed out loud (scaring the cat who was sleeping on my lap) when I read your intro of "...cell phone service providers are fisting their clients". 5s just for that!
Chris Pollman - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Couldn't understand a single word haha, but 5's just because. Also, 5's I guess for the bit about cell phone clients in the intro, like Red Ant said.
Ethan Mawyer - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Is Comviq a swedish cell phone company? It's gotta be important if it was mentioned so many times.
Michael Pacholek - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Someday, I hope, you'll promise us more than the garden of Sweden. And not carelessly cut us and laugh while we're bleedin'. Sorry, I'm still mad that Daniel Alfredsson and his Ottawa Senators beat my New Jersey Devils in the Playoffs.
Peter Andersson - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
LPG-Unit: It's OK to do so as long as you give people a heads-up in the title about the language used, so that they can avoid to click if they're not interrested.

Red Ant: That poor pussy, I'm sorry...

Chris Pollman: Thanx, it seems that everyone hates cell phone service providers.

Ethan Mayer: Yes it is, not necessarily the worst one but their name paced best against TOS's word.

Michael Pacholek: I'm not sorry to hear that! :-) Daniel Alfredsson is probably the most underestimated Swedish player and was far more important to Sweden's Olympic Gold last year than he's been given credit for. Swedish tabloids report that Peter Forsberg might call it quits this summer though.

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