Song Parodies -> F*cking (Signs in Austria)

Original Song Title:	"Heaven"
Original Performer:	Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:	"F*cking (Signs in Austria)"
Parody Written by:	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

I thought it was an urban legend, but apparently there is a village in Austria called "Fucking". And not surprisingly a major debt post in the city budget comes from replacing city signs that have been stolen by tourists.

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I've wandered around the city streets
There was only two or three
But them signs I sure could see

No ivy can hide them away from me
I've been down this road before
But I must avow
They kept me looking for' to score

Signs are all they here flaunt
And I'm holding one in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
It says F*cking

At first I came for my needs
But I found no signs of a tart
It's really too weird to see
I'm in F*cking

Once in your life you'll find a town
That will turn your grammar 'round
Spring adjectives and verbs to nouns

And nothing here is what it says to be
There's so much on display
Fear I'm gonna blow
But here F*cking's not for sale

And now they're all that I want
When I'm screwing them loose I'll do harm
I'm stealing as fast as I can
When in F*cking

At first I came for my needs
But I found no signs of a tart
It's only the signs that says
I'm in F*cking

I know stealing signs is wrong
And the major might arrive
With cops he brought along

But when judgement time is due
If that's good signs, or if bad
I'll be leaving that to you...

Repeat chorus
(Until this f*cking song is f*cking over)

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Phil Alexander - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

I seem to remember reading this... I always tell my children that swearing is a matter of context, and that words may be swear words if used in one way but not another. I guess if you're travelling through Austria, "F***ing" is not always a swearword (unless you're lost, I guess)

Tommy Schildkröte - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Saw a quip once by a European immigran that he was grateful his name was only two obscenities in English! "Fuchs" is a perfectly honorable name in Germany or Austria, no? Drie Funfen. (good thing there isn't a "sechs" rating, ja?)

Red Ant - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment

I think I'm going to take a pass on listening to TOS this time to see how your lyrics scan. This was pretty fooking good. What's next, "F*cking, Austria" to "(Welcome Home) Sanitarium"?

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment

Red Ant: As far as ballads go TOS is actually quite tolerable, or maybe I just think so because I had a short relation with a girl who liked to cuddle to it in the morning. Come to think about it she liked that too much, and had problems getting around to get up and make me breakfast, so she had to go. As for a follow up there won't be any in the foreseeable future, but not for lack of ideas, Boston's "more than a feeling" as "moving to f*cking" has already been tossed around as an alternative. :-)

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Song Parodies -> F*cking (Signs in Austria)

"Heaven"

Bryan Adams

"F*cking (Signs in Austria)"

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

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