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Song Parodies -> "She Sent A Male Enhancer"

Original Song Title:

"The Man Who Knew The Answer"

Original Performer:

Flash and the Pan

Parody Song Title:

"She Sent A Male Enhancer"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Maybe it's me who can't keep up (with the times), but what's wrong with a good old fashioned Dear John letter?

(This parody is totally Safe-For-Work, unless those two words in the title in that particular combination for some unfathomable reason has you riled).

Just as with yesterday's parody, the original song used is from Flash & The Pan's 1978 self-titled first album and currently it's not to be found on the internet (I only have it on cassette myself). The best substitute I can find at the moment is a musically crappy cover where the singer's intonation is really quite different in way too many places, but unless you're already familiar with the OS you'll have to do with that.
It was five days post her exit
She diminished me by mail
Took a sec to open up
Have the wrap unveiled
Posted by my beauty
I thought she'd come around
Stared it hard and then it just
Shrunk my precious down

Hobnailed was the label, as if she need' drive home
That I've been dispossessed, it was a mean shalom
She really did a number, really cut my vain
She sent a male enhancer, and now my ego's slain

Well I saw myself a player
And I thought I'm aptly sized
Loved 'em 'til the cockcrow
Didn't mind her sighs
But her revenge's a smarty
Now I'm crouched at home
Cockroach sized's my batter
Hiding under stones

Once out every evening, as if each girl was the last
Wife left and she sent it, as payback for my past
She aimed it at my wiener, a twist that made me lame
'Cos she sent a male enhancer, and now my ego's slain

© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Tommy Turtle - February 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Peter, the concept alone was hilarious! I assume you're as disappointed as I at the current lack of readers of discernment to appreciate what you, uh, "put into this". :) or to bother to leave a comment, even after 555-ing. ... one reason for so few TT posts in the past year or so. Here's an extra 555 mg of yohimbe.

Also, if you get a chance, please see the expanation of your puzzlement @ JAB's "grammar" parody, "Let It Be".
Porfle Popnecker - March 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Nothing worse than a "Dear Johnson" letter!
Matthias - March 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Looks like I'm not the only one show off "my genitalia" this round! Great job! Never heard the OS before today... Interesting to say the least! The singer sounds like Bob Dylan and the music sounds like something from Pink Floyd or Styx or something. Weird music here!
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So she shrank yer schlong, eh? That's one way to get revenge, I guess. Great parody set to an interesting OS, 555!
Glen S - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Enjoyed the soundalikes here, Peter. Diminished my precious, GOLLUM, my preciousssss.
Arwen - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment Matty, I wasn't previously familiar with the OS, but this tragic tale seems to pace well & and was overall a good write! :)
Abbott Skelding - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved the title switch! The pacing was spot on as well, nice work here!
Blaydeman - March 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) very odd and off-the-wall, but very interesting and funny, wish there were more lyrics though.

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