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Song Parodies -> "Yeoman under Captain Kirk"

Original Song Title:

"Blackout"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Yeoman under Captain Kirk"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This one is dedicated to Yeoman Randy in the original series. Well, you never know... ;-)
My tractorbeamīs, attracting guys
īCos Iīm a Yeoman on Enterprise
I look so hot, and see this face!
How the hell can they stay on base?

They want to find out
If I will put out

Consoles explode, dimensions shift
I canīt get open this turbolift
The worst thing, when itīs this black
I get so many hands on my rack

Thereīs two of us here
The panic is near

Jim Kirk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isnīt Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk

He grabs my ass, and tries to kiss
Hits the nose then another miss
He doesnīt know, about my hilt
Iīm a man deep below the kilt!

Heīs in for surprise
On this enterprise

Jim Kirk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I wish it isnīt Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I pray it isnīt Jim Kirk
That Jerk, I hope it isnīt Jim Kirk

I really am a knockout bay-bi!

Heīs not gonna beam
But Iīll make him scream

Jim Kirk, I think itīs always Jim Kirk
Jim Kirk, I think itīs always that Jerk
Jim Kirk, this time heīs gonna find out
That Jerk, Iīm gonna put him to rout

THE SOUND OF SOMETHING BEING SHATTERED, POSSIBLY AN EGO, CAN BE HEARD, OVERLAPPED BY THE FINAL PART OF THE CHORUS AND A SHATT(N)ERING SCREAM:

"Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No! Ohh No!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrg!"
Đ Peter Andersson. (This could have been transformed to a parody about the London Blackout, though I think that my other submission today; "Mall rats and Englishmen comes out when the powerīs down" turned out to be a better choice for that subject). :-)

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Ad Observer - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
The ad on the right, for "Red light clothing store", I think Iīm gonna fall over.
Phil Alexander - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
:-)

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