-> "Smorgasbord"
Original Song Title:
"Phantom Lord"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smorgasbord"
The Lyrics
Drool is dripping on your hips
There's overwhelming mounts o' chips
Your body's wailing through a prayer
There's taste of party in the air
Hear the stomach roar
Louder than a boar
Take a fork in hand
At this table, grand
Chow down, time to sate
Take a primal plate
Fondues' full of cheese, at my smorgasbord
Vegans' shaking like Japan
You hear them crying at a pan
There's chop so fresh it's going "Moo"
And there's nothing they can do
See the pie galore
Bigger than a shore
With a knife in hand
Feel your waist expand
Chow down sparrows' breasts
Robins' on request
There is no debris, at my smorgasbord
What's leatheroid have been expelled
This smorgasbord is unexcelled
Smoke is coming from the grill
Surprise, it's centripetal krill
See there's rye like yore
Chowder, petit fours
With a spoon in hand
Be a whale on land
Chow down meat and pike
Take gigantic bites
Come out of the cheese, at my smorgasbord
Fill up Chablis
And chow at my smorgasbord
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