Song Parodies -> Santa, I Want Two

Original Song Title:	"Kinda I Want To"
Original Performer:	Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:	"Santa, I Want Two"
Parody Written by:	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

Q: What do you get when you mix a LotR parody with a Christmas parody and a hint of foot fetichism?
A: Something like this!

I can´t stop this staring at her feet
She´s a halfling jumping to the beat
I´m moving up and her eyes are blue
But can you make her sister join us to?

I know it´s quite immoral
And I know it´s wrong in plural
But Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!

I´m not sure of what to expect
When disco hobbit nipples are erect
All my standard phrases pass my lips
Mordor never shaked me like her hips

And I know it´s quite immoral
And I know it´s wrong in plural
But Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!

Santa, I want two, Santa, I am in heat
And have deserved some petite
It´ll be nice I think
I don´t care that they stink!

I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!

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Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Dude... your SICK! But it made me laugh! I'm also willing to freely admit that I know this song on your behalf. ;-)

Know 1 can hear you dream - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

I aim to please. ;-)

PS. I don´t know if it will stay, but did you notice the "stop stinky feet" google ad on the right? That made me laugh. :-)

Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Know 1, Did you have a spot of egg nog, when writing this silly ditty? Perhaps, you and Malcolm should share notes. =)

Know 1 can hear you dream - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Diva: Actually, the original idea was "Santa, I want YOU" from a female perspective. But early sketching took it beyond the explicit sex rule so I had to change it. Malcolm would probably have liked that one though. :-)

Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Pre-Vote Tally: Only two peeps voted on this one and they gave 445 and 555.

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Song Parodies -> Santa, I Want Two

"Kinda I Want To"

Nine Inch Nails

"Santa, I Want Two"

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

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