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Song Parodies -> "Santa, I Want Two"

Original Song Title:

"Kinda I Want To"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Santa, I Want Two"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Q: What do you get when you mix a LotR parody with a Christmas parody and a hint of foot fetichism?
A: Something like this!
I canīt stop this staring at her feet
Sheīs a halfling jumping to the beat
Iīm moving up and her eyes are blue
But can you make her sister join us to?

I know itīs quite immoral
And I know itīs wrong in plural
But Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!

Iīm not sure of what to expect
When disco hobbit nipples are erect
All my standard phrases pass my lips
Mordor never shaked me like her hips

And I know itīs quite immoral
And I know itīs wrong in plural
But Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!
Santa, I want two!

Santa, I want two, Santa, I am in heat
And have deserved some petite
Itīll be nice I think
I donīt care that they stink!

I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!
I want two!

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Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude... your SICK! But it made me laugh! I'm also willing to freely admit that I know this song on your behalf. ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I aim to please. ;-)

PS. I donīt know if it will stay, but did you notice the "stop stinky feet" google ad on the right? That made me laugh. :-)
Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Know 1, Did you have a spot of egg nog, when writing this silly ditty? Perhaps, you and Malcolm should share notes. =)
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva: Actually, the original idea was "Santa, I want YOU" from a female perspective. But early sketching took it beyond the explicit sex rule so I had to change it. Malcolm would probably have liked that one though. :-)
Clean Slate - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pre-Vote Tally: Only two peeps voted on this one and they gave 445 and 555.

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