We got stars directing our way
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A

Some say that we are weirdos
Some say that we are staunch
´Cos we created chaos
Since the day that we were launched
Got to be bold
Before we´re old

Hailing all in subspace
Having arguments with Spock
Till we find ourselves some new race
Or that itch-ear runs amok
Then duty calls
For bootycalls

We got stars directing our way
Not a single crewman is gay
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A

Live for fighting Klingons
And rip the Captain´s shirt
Making fun of Chekov
And Ensigns getting hurt
Our redshirts´ all so cynical
Refuse to go ashore
We all enjoy to force them
´Cos we know it´s gonna kill some bore

We got stars directing our way
Not a single crewman is gay
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A

Come and cut a deal
If you are down with Captain Kirk
Come and cop a feel
If Yeoman Randy´s in her skirt

Enterprise A
Enterprise A

We got stars directing our way
Not a single crewman is gay
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A

And when we go it´s always on impulse
We always break directives we repulse
You can all see the chainbreaks in our command
And when we go it´s always on impulse
We always break directives we repulse
You can all see the chainbreaks in our command

We got stars directing our way
Not a single crewman is gay
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A

And we won´t stop!

We got stars directing our way
Not a single crewman is gay
We endorse d´American way
Enterprise A