-> "A Few Of My Favorite Streaks"
Original Song Title:
"A Few Of My Resolutions"
Parody Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favorite Streaks"
Dress like a Girl Scout and flash all my neighbors
Chillinī my cookies at 31 Flavors
And down the Baker Shop, I show my buns
These are a few of the places I run
Right through Supreme Court to break up the tension
During a strip show at Vegas convention
Salt Lake and Wimbledon, youīll find me there
I am the guy with just bodyhair wear
V.I.P cards gave me access to Leno
Pizza Hut, crack houses, Britney in Reno
Grand Canyon, Waco, for Grateful Dead freaks
These are a few of my favorite streaks
On the Great Wall
Where the wild calls
Iīve streaked high - and low
And if I canīt skin on the Superbowl Show
Thereīs others to stand - in row
"Now come along you little pervert, weīre taking you to the funny farm"
Iīve mooned both Oprah, bin Laden and Santa
Scared Rolling Stones and The Pope during tantra
If thereīs a rally to bring back Twin Peaks
It will be one of my favorite streaks
I regret Frisco and France and Daytona
And thereīs no bullshit like mine in Pamplona
But when my beer gut scared Fab Five to straight
Then it was one of the streaks I did great
Seen my corntray
So have Cups - and bars
And if I one dayīll be a NASA recruit
Iīll show all my arse - from Mars
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