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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gonna Hurl, I'm Gonna Vomit"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Hurl, I'm Gonna Vomit"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

This is not a parody, it's a review of the original song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al91ndjayLo
I used to think
I had the stomach for everything
But this song's gross
And it doesn't seem to pass away
Sounds like a cat in a fiddle
And now I realize

I'm gonna hurl
I'm gonna vomit
I can't stand this whine
A bucket would be fine
Look, I'm turning green

I'm gonna hurl
There's now a need to eject free
It ain't no lie
Time to throw up is here, oh my God!
I've heard soo much better than this - Word!
Please tell her to shut the f**k...

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine
A bucket will do fine
While I spill the beans

I'm gonna hurl
And if I listen more closely
It will bring excessive pain
A hurl will surely find its way

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, now tell me where to relieve)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine (Ears will bleed)
A bucket will do fine (And it's time)
While I'm heaving green

I'm gonna hurl (I'm gonna hurl, I'm gonna vomit)
I'm gonna vomit (I ain't lyin, here comes the vomit in me)
I can't stand this whine (Ears will bleed)
A bucket will do fine (And it's time)
All nearby leave scene!

I have to hurl
I need to vomit
© Peter Andersson.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Below Average Dave - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Well . .. it's not poo. . .anyway. . .very gross, very disgusting, but very funny, got me laughing, but I was hungry BEFORE I read it. . .now not so much. "I can't stand this whine (Ears will bleed)". . .it probably just hasn't aged long enough ;)
AFW - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You throw up a lot of good lines, here

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