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Song Parodies -> "Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)"

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"Dear Santa! (The Post-Christmas Song)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

The story behind this parody is, well, I've always been a fan of the way KISS do overlapping or partially overlapping choruses. Both Paul and Gene are very good singers and Ace and some various others haven't been bad either. Hard rock fans may flinch to the comparison but in using that they were also pioneers in the boy band genre (and supreme to many of their successors). "Charisma" is far from the best example but because of the above I've been sketching to it a "Where is ma?" parody about babysitting, with words sung by a "disgruntled childrens choir". As often in my parody writing it didn't end up exactly there, and you can't see it in writing, but in my head the "dear santa" lines that is a substitute for both "what is my" and "charisma" is still sung by a whole bunch of noisy kids, even though the rest is sung by just one.
Was it the fourteen bucks I gamed?
Was it the many snakes I tamed?
Was it my instability?
Or just my sick morbidity? Huh? Huh?

Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!

Was it my body odour pain?
Did I drive Ma insane? Huh?
Was it the hours chowing fudge?
Did I cause Hell in Dodge? Too much? Too Much?

Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!

Was it the laxatives in beers? Dear Santa!
Or the graffiti on your deers? Dear Santa!
Dear Santa! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Dear Santa!

What was it, dear Santa, that brought what I got?
What is it about me that makes you say not? NOT!

Am I a kid deserving coal?
'Cos I'm out of control?
Was it the cookies on the shelf?
Was it me tripping elves? Dear Santa!

Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!

Dear Santa! Was it the mailman that I bit? Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa! Was it the throatbiting of bats? Dear Santa!
Was it me microwaving cats? Dear Santa!
Was it me throwing fits? Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa! Was it the skunk i brought to school? Dear Santa!
Was it the mirror and tools? Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Dear Santa!
Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Melhi - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(Xmas) Worth the wait! Nicely done!
Scathe - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(X-MAS) >:-)
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the orginal...sorry, K1!
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(XMAS) DKTOS. You were good this year!
Porfle Popnecker - April 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, you deserve at least a nice yo-yo or Slinky for this one.
Matthias - April 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Wrong season (with summer right around the corner, and I'm in Florida so it's even hotter than usual) but this parody was still a lot of fun!
bobpiecheese - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Do I want to know what the "mirror and tools" where used for? Fantastic parody here, 555 full stockings!
Rex - April 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I went to school with that kid. Wonderful concept, and is microwaving cats really all that bad?
agrimorfee - April 23, 2012 - Report this comment
For whatever the reason Peter I cant play this tune on my smartphone, no matter where I look on the web. So DKTOS ONCE AGAIN, SADLY, BUT i will say that the OS is a list song that takes a bit of work to make entertaining as a parody, so I can say without question I have been entertained. ,l
Blaydeman - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) All around, just a good time! Great job!
Below Average Dave - April 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots of repetition as is forced by the original. The odd thing about Christmas parodies compared to say Halloween parodies, most Christmas parodies just can't get me going unless its close to Christmas, except for some really strange ones like the two by Al, or Spaff's Centerfold parody, but zombies and vampires aren't necessarily a Halloween thing and work year round, I don't know, just didn't laugh much, I wanted to. . .
Soficsticakatend phil - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
(phil short for philly cheese steak, my totes fav delicatsea) Absolutely fantastic. tRuly one of the superior masterminds of our difficlut times in 2020. Excited to hear more wacky Christmas dongs( gonna totes share with my wife and kiddos, I'm 40 btw sk) , . k

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